MacGyver (1985 TV series, season 1) Quotes

MacGyver (1985 TV series) is a television show that was first aired in 1985 on American Broadcasting Company. MacGyver stopped airing in 1986.

MacGyver (1985 TV series) was on for 22 episodes.

MacGyver (1985 TV series) Quotes

• (Pete) "His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape."

• (Pete) "Boy, don't you ever dust this place?"
• (MacGyver) "Twice a year, like clockwork."

• (MacGyver) "What took you so long?"
• (Pete) "Well -- I wanted to see who was gonna win."

• (Pete) "Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease."

• (Pete) "Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks."

• (Pete) "Don't thank me. I was born a warm and wonderful human being."

• (MacGyver) "Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right."

• (Pete) "I know that look; I've never been able to figure out how your mind works, but I know when it works."

• (MacGyver) "Egg whites are good for a lot of things; lemon meringue pie, angel food cake, and clogging up radiators."

• (Pete) "Are you okay?"
• (MacGyver) "No. But I'll live."

• (MacGyver) "Hi Pete, office hours are over -- Loosen your tie and have some yogurt."

• (MacGyver) "A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot."

• (Murdoc) "I could fix this if I just had some duct tape."

• (Pete) "That lady is a top-level, world-class assassin named Murdoc."

• (MacGyver) "Pete, you have no taste."

• (Murdoc) "MacGyver."

• (MacGyver) "I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face. I can't believe I said that --"

• (MacGyver) "Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it."

• (MacGyver) "You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it."

• (Pete) "Remember what I said about being friends? That still goes. Friends stand by each other, through everything. I'm your friend."

• (MacGyver) "For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up -- and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape."

• (MacGyver) "When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere."

• (MacGyver) "Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that."

• (MacGyver) "Brace yourself. This could be fun."

• (MacGyver) "Old Minnesota wisdom; if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable."

• (MacGyver) "You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything."

• (MacGyver) "Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win."

• (MacGyver) "Trouble just never lets up, does it?"

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