M.A.D. (Veronica Mars) Quotes

M.A.D. (Veronica Mars) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . M.A.D. ended in 1970.

M.A.D. (Veronica Mars) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Do you think this thing -- will ever get more normal?"
• (Unnamed) "What, like, will we ever hang out at the mall, or hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with little hearts that say 'I wuv you beary much'?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring tossing ability."
• (Unnamed) "Well, secrets are kinda hot, too."

• (Unnamed) "Hey. Do you think this thing -- will ever get more normal?"
• (Unnamed) "What, like will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?""
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability."

• (Unnamed) "How long does it take you to create a highly incriminating, thouroughly liable sexually expilicit website?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, 45 minutes, give or take?"

• (Unnamed) "I am beyond tardy for my Physics class. And if I remember right, time travel is not yet possible."
• (Unnamed) "So try petty corruption."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm?"
• (Unnamed) "Tardy excuse slips. Date stamped. Untraceable. I know people. It's clear. Good luck in Physics. Remember-"
• (Unnamed) "-Force equals mass times acceleration-"
• (Unnamed) "-light is a particle that can exhibit properties of a wave-"
• (Unnamed) "."

• (Unnamed) "Uh oh. Someone's got her eye on that Miss White Trash title."
• (Unnamed) "You know, you got solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinderblocks."
• (Unnamed) "Guys, come on --"
• (Unnamed) "I know. 'Guys, come on. The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block. Guys, come on. You can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard.' You know, I think I can do both sides of this little act now."
• (Unnamed) "So how about next time you don't bother? I got it covered."

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