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Love Potion No. 9 (film) Quotes

Love Potion No. 9 (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Love Potion No. 9 ended in 1970.

It features Dale Launer as producer, Jed Leiber in charge of musical score, and William Wages as head of cinematography.

Love Potion No. 9 (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Love Potion No. 9 (film) is 92 minutes long. Love Potion No. 9 (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Sandra Bullock as Diane Farrow, Tate Donovan as Paul Matthews, Dylan Baker as Prince Geoffrey, Adrian Paul as Enrico Pazzoli, and Anne Bancroft as Madame Ruth.

Love Potion No. 9 (film) Quotes

Anne Bancroft as Madame Ruth

  • (Anne Bancroft) "Ahh, that's nice."

Tate Donovan as Paul Matthews

  • (Tate Donovan) "About once a month my friends and I get together and do something different for fun. Sometimes we go bowling or miniature golf or a movie or something. One night we went down to a gypsy palm reader at 34th and Vine."
  • (Tate Donovan) "Well, I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened."
  • (Tate Donovan) "It took six minutes."
  • (Tate Donovan) "Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type."
  • (Tate Donovan) "Hey, what do you think of those pretzels?"
  • (Tate Donovan) "How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Tate Donovan) "Too bad."

Sandra Bullock as Diane Farrow

  • (Sandra Bullock) "Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually."
  • (Woman at luncheon) "You're kidding."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "No. Can you guess what happened?"
  • (Woman at luncheon) "Was it a male monkey?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Yes."
  • (Woman at luncheon) "He slammed the button till he died."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "Oh, so you know this experiment?"
  • (Woman at luncheon) "I know men, honey."
  • (Sandra Bullock) "You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. i could be a princess."

Dylan Baker as Prince Geoffrey

  • (Dylan Baker) "You're not speaking. You notice Diane isn't speaking?"

Adrian Paul as Enrico Pazzoli

  • (Adrian Paul) "Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?"
  • (Sandra Bullock) "No. No one in their right mind."

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