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Love Actually Quotes

Love Actually is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Love Actually completed its run in 1970.

It features Plainlist, and Duncan Kenworthy; Tim Bevan; Eric Fellner; Debra Hayward; Liza Chasin as producer, Craig Armstrong (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael Coulter as head of cinematography.

Love Actually is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Love Actually is 136 minutes long. Love Actually is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Colin Firth as Jamie, Lúcia Moniz as Aurelia, Martine McCutcheon as Natalie, Liam Neeson as Daniel, Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Sam, Billy Bob Thornton as The President, Andrew Lincoln as Mark, Bill Nighy as Billy Mack, Emma Thompson as Karen, Alan Rickman as Harry, Emma Thompson as Parent, Laura Linney as Sarah, Keira Knightley as Juliet, Gregor Fisher as Joe, Chiwetel Ejiofor as Peter, Rowan Atkinson as Rufus, Kris Marshall as Colin, Lulu Popplewell as Daisy, Abdul Salis as Tony, Heike Makatsch as Mia, Rodrigo Santoro as Karl, Nina Sosanya as Annie, Claudia Schiffer as Carol, Élisabeth Margoni as Eleonore, Joanna Page as Judy, and Martin Freeman as John.

Love Actually Quotes

Emma Thompson as Karen

  • (Emma Thompson) "Mia's very pretty."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Is she?"
  • (Emma Thompson) "You know she is, darling. Be careful there."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Loitering around the jewelry section, I see."
  • (Alan Rickman) "No. I was just looking around."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Don't worry, my expectations are not that high after 13 years of Mr. "Oh-but-you-always-LOVE-scarves". Actually, I do love this one."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "What position is that?"
  • (Emma Thompson) "Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace, and come Christmas gave it to somebody else --"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Oh, Karen --"
  • (Emma Thompson) "Would you wait around to find out --"
  • (Emma Thompson) "Good night."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Night, night. Happy Christmas."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace, or if it's sex and a necklace, or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love? Would you stay, knowing life would always be a little bit worse? Or would you cut and run?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Oh, God. I am so in the wrong. The classic fool."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Yes, but you've also made a fool out of me, and you've made the life I lead foolish, too."
  • (Prime Minister) "Oh dear, it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the other line."
  • (Emma Thompson) "No, it isn't."
  • (Prime Minister) "I'll call you back."
  • (Emma Thompson) "No, you won't."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time."
  • (Emma Thompson) "Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?"
  • (Emma Thompson) "It was Joni Mitchell that taught your cold-hearted British Wife how to feel."
  • (Emma Thompson) "The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is, it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head."
  • (Emma Thompson) "True love lasts a lifetime."

Abdul Salis as Tony

  • (Abdul Salis) "You'll come back a broken man."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Yeah, back broken from too much sex."

Billy Bob Thornton as The President

  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "I'll give you anything you ask for; as long as it's not something I don't want to give."
  • (Prime Minister) "I'm not sure that politics and dating really go together."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Really? I never found that."
  • (Prime Minister) "Yeah, well, the difference is you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look increasingly like my Aunt Mildred."
  • (Press Conference Reporter) "Mr. President, has it been a good visit?"
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special."
  • (Press Conference Reporter) "Prime Minister?"
  • (Prime Minister) "I love that word "relationship." Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm -- Britain. We may be a small country, but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that."

Keira Knightley as Juliet

  • (Keira Knightley) "I look quite pretty."
  • (Keira Knightley) "But -- you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. It needs a bit of editing. Look, I've gotta get to a lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "It's a -- self-preservation thing, you see."
  • (Keira Knightley) "I've just tried the wedding video and it's a complete disaster, it's come out all blue and wibbly."
  • (Keira Knightley) "I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie or -- or maybe Munchies?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Actually, I was being serious. I don't know where it is. I'll have a poke around tonight --"
  • (Keira Knightley) "Mark, can I say something?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Yeah."
  • (Keira Knightley) "I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't -- don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and -- It would be great if we could be friends."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Absolutely."
  • (Keira Knightley) "Great."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't any trace of it, so --"
  • (Keira Knightley) "Well, there's one here that says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?"
  • (Keira Knightley) "Banoffee pie?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "No, thanks."
  • (Keira Knightley) "Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Oh, right. Well, lucky you."

Colin Firth as Jamie

  • (Colin Firth) "Alone again -- Naturally."
  • (Colin Firth) "It's my favorite time of day, driving you."
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you."
  • (Colin Firth) "It's lovely-lovely to see you all -- and, er -- I'm off, actually."
  • (Jamie's mum) "But, Jamie, darling."
  • (Colin Firth) "Sorry. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."
  • (Unnamed) "I HATE Uncle Jamie."
  • (Colin Firth) "Er -- Would you like the last, uh?"
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "Thank you very much, but no."
  • (Colin Firth) "No?"
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "If you saw my sister, you'd understand why."
  • (Colin Firth) "That's all right, more for me."
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "Just don't go eating it all yourself, you're getting chubbier every day."
  • (Colin Firth) "I'm very lucky, I've got one of those constitutions where I never put on weight."
  • (Colin Firth) "Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person; because I hardly knows you; but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England."
  • (Sophia Barros) "Definitely go for England, girl. You'll meet Prince William; then you can marry him instead."
  • (Colin Firth) ""Grandi," uh -- grande familio. Grande traditsione- The Christmas presents. Stupido."
  • (Colin Firth) "You learned English?"
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "Just in cases."

Bill Nighy as Billy Mack

  • (Bill Nighy) "Hello? Elton. Of course. Of, of course. Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "How do you think the new record compares to your old classic stuff?"
  • (Bill Nighy) "Oh come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap."
  • (Bill Nighy) "But wouldn't it be great if Number One this Christmas wasn't some smug teenager, but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price? All those young popsters, come Christmas Day -- they'll be stretched out naked with a cute bird balancing on their balls, and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager, Joe, ugliest man in the world, fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off. So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record. And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "I think you're referring to 'If you really love Christmas -- '"
  • (Bill Nighy) "'Come on and let it snow?' Ouch."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "So, uh, here it is one more time, the dark horse for this year's Christmas Number One, 'Christmas Is All Around.' Thank you, Billy. After this, the news. Is the new prime minister in trouble already?"
  • (Bill Nighy) "I left Elton's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, in order to hang out with you, at Christmas."
  • (Gregor Fisher) "Well, Bill --"
  • (Bill Nighy) "It's a terrible, terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life."
  • (Dec) "Billy, I understand you've got a prize for our competition winners."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Yes I have, Ant or Dec. It's a; it's a personalized felt tip pen."
  • (Bill Nighy) "When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone."
  • (Radio 1 chart show DJ) "Hi, Billy."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Hello."
  • (Radio 1 chart show DJ) "We're live across the nation, and you're number one."
  • (Radio 1 chart show DJ) "How will you be celebrating?"
  • (Bill Nighy) "I don't know. Er, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties."
  • (Radio 1 chart show DJ) "Let's hope it's the latter. And here it is, Number One from Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around.""
  • (Bill Nighy) "Oh, Jesus, not that crap again."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Oh. Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free."
  • (Bill Nighy) "This is shit, isn't it?"
  • (Gregor Fisher) "Yep, solid gold shit, maestro."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Let's get pissed and watch porn."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "Wow. Thanks for that, Bill."
  • (Bill Nighy) "For what?"
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here at "Radio Watford" I can tell you."
  • (Bill Nighy) "Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "Uh, best shag you've ever had?"
  • (Bill Nighy) "Britney Spears."
  • (Mikey, DJ interviewer) "Wow."
  • (Bill Nighy) "No, only kidding. She was rubbish."

Kris Marshall as Colin

  • (Kris Marshall) "Exciting news."
  • (Abdul Salis) "What?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks."
  • (Abdul Salis) "No."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Yes. To a fantastic place called Wisconsin."
  • (Abdul Salis) "No."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Yes. Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin. Whoo hoo."
  • (Abdul Salis) "No, Col. There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're already going out with rich, attractive guys."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom."
  • (Abdul Salis) "That is total bollocks. You've actually gone mad, now."
  • (Kris Marshall) "No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family."
  • (Abdul Salis) "No, Colin, no."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Yes."
  • (Abdul Salis) "Nyet."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Da."
  • (Abdul Salis) "Nein."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Ja, darling."
  • (Kris Marshall) "And what do you do Nancy?"
  • (Nancy the caterer) "I'm a cook."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Ever do weddings?"
  • (Nancy the caterer) "Yes I do."
  • (Kris Marshall) "They should have asked you to do this one."
  • (Nancy the caterer) "They did."
  • (Kris Marshall) "God I wish you hadn't turned it down."
  • (Nancy the caterer) "I didn't."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "The thing that's gonna make it more crowded? Harriet."
  • (Jeannie, American Angel) "Oh, Harriet."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "You haven't met Harriet."
  • (Kris Marshall) "There's a fourth one?"
  • (Stacey, American Dreamgirl) "Yeah."
  • (Stacey, American Dreamgirl) "Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her, 'cause she is the "sexy one.""
  • (Stacey, American Dreamgirl) "What do you call that?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "Uh, Bottle."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "BOHT-el."
  • (Jeannie, American Angel) "What about this?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "Uh, straw."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "Strohw."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "What about this?"
  • (Kris Marshall) "Uh, table."
  • (Carol-Anne, American Goddess) "Tab; Oh, the same. It's the same."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady"
  • (Kris Marshall) "American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent."
  • (Kris Marshall) "Try my lovely nuts."
  • (Kris Marshall) "I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all."
  • (Kris Marshall) "I'm on Shag Highway heading West."

Liam Neeson as Daniel

  • (Liam Neeson) "So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum, or is it something else? Maybe -- school; are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "You really want to know?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "I really want to know."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Even if that's the case, yeah."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Okay. Well, the truth is -- actually -- I'm in love."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Sorry?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is, I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Aren't you a bit young to be in love?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "No."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Oh, well, okay -- right. Well, I mean, I'm a little relieved."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Why?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Well, because I thought it would be something worse."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Worse than the total agony of being in love?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony."
  • (Liam Neeson) "So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So come on, it's someone at school, right?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Yeah."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Aha, good, good. And what does she; he; feel about ya?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "She doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school and everyone worships her because she's heaven."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Good. Good."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Well --"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Basically, you're fucked, aren't you?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "She's going to say her final words, not through me, but inevitably, and ever so coolly -- through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers."
  • (Liam Neeson) "You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary, but -- the general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "There was for Kate and Leo. There was for you. There is for me."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "She's "the one"."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Fair enough."
  • (Liam Neeson) "You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Option One: ask her out."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Impossible."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "It's a route I've considered."
  • (Liam Neeson) "And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of --"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Hygiene."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Tell her that you love her."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "No way. Anyway, they fly tonight."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Even better. Sam, you've got nothin' to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't. I never told your mom enough. I should have told her everyday because she was perfect everyday. You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til its over."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Okay, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love."
  • (Liam Neeson) "I'm afraid that there's somethin' really wrong, you know. I mean, clearly it's about his mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know."
  • (Emma Thompson) "At the age of eleven?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins."
  • (Liam Neeson) "And her name's Joanna?"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Yeah, I know, just like Mum. Spooky."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Well, in one way then, we're in luck. At least we still have the god-like genius of Scott Walker."
  • (Liam Neeson) "We need Kate, and we need Leo. And we need them now. Come on."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Sam, time for dinner."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "I'm not hungry."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Sam -- I've done chicken kebabs."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Look at the sign on the door."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Right."

Andrew Lincoln as Mark

  • (Andrew Lincoln) "With any luck, by next year; I'll be going out with one of these girls."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "But for now, let me say; Without hope or agenda; Just because it's Christmas; And at Christmas you tell the truth; To me, you are perfect; And my wasted heart will love you; Until you look like this."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Merry Christmas."
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Enough. Enough now."

Heike Makatsch as Mia

  • (Heike Makatsch) "It's an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing -- dark deeds."
  • (Heike Makatsch) "You're not who I think you are, are you?"
  • (Prime Minister) "Yes, I'm afraid I am. And I'm sorry for all the cock-ups, my cabinet are absolute crap. We'll have to do better next year."

Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Sam

  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Daniel, I have a plan."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Thank the Lord. Tell me."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Well, girls love musicians, don't they?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "Uh-huh."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Even the really weird ones get girlfriends."
  • (Liam Neeson) "That's right. Meatloaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Whatever."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "By the way, I feel bad. I never asked you how your love life is going."
  • (Liam Neeson) "No. As you know, that was a done deal long ago. Unless, of course, Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of the house straight away, you wee motherless mongrel."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "Oh?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "No, no, we'll want to have sex in every room. Including yours."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "But you know, the thing about romance is -- people only get together right at the very end."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "There's this big concert at the end of term, and Joanna's in it. And I thought, maybe if I was in the band, and played absolutely superbly, there's a chance that she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think?"
  • (Liam Neeson) "I think it's brilliant. I think it's stellar. Uh, apart from the one, obvious, tiny, little baby little hiccup --"
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "That I don't play a musical instrument."
  • (Liam Neeson) "Yessir."
  • (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) "A tiny, insignificant detail."

Martine McCutcheon as Natalie

  • (Prime Minister) "Ah, hello. Is, er, Natalie in?"
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "Where the fuck is my fucking coat?"
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "Oh, hello."
  • (Prime Minister) "Hello."
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end."
  • (Prime Minister) "Ah. You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered."
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "Thank you, sir. I'll think about it."
  • (Prime Minister) "Do. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away."
  • (Prime Minister) "Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped."
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "What do we do now?"
  • (Prime Minister) "Smile. Little bow. And a wave."
  • (Prime Minister) "God, you weigh a lot."
  • (Martine McCutcheon) "Oh, shut your face."

Martin Freeman as John

  • (Martin Freeman) "So, what do you reckon to our new Prime Minister, then?"
  • (Joanna Page) "Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though."
  • (Martin Freeman) "Well, you know the type. He's, uh, married to his job. Either that, or gay as a picnic basket."
  • (Martin Freeman) "It's Junction 13 that's just murder, isn't it? Total gridlock this morning."
  • (Martin Freeman) "I might get a shag at last."
  • (Joanna Page) "Naughty."

Lúcia Moniz as Aurelia

  • (Lúcia Moniz) "Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question."
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "I will miss you. And your very slow typing -- and your very bad driving."
  • (Lúcia Moniz) "Jamie's friends are so good looking. He never tells me this. I think, maybe now I have made the wrong choice? Picked wrong Englishman?"
  • (Colin Firth) "She can't speak English properly, she-she doesn't know what she's saying."

Alan Rickman as Harry

  • (Alan Rickman) "And of course your mobile goes."
  • (Alan Rickman) "What's that?"
  • (Rowan Atkinson) "It's a cinnamon stick, sir."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Actually, I really, uh, can't wait."
  • (Rowan Atkinson) "Oh, you won't regret it, sir."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Wanna bet?"
  • (Rowan Atkinson) "'Tis but the work of a moment. There we go. Almost finished."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Almost finished? What else can there be? Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Tell me, exactly, how long it is that you've been working here?"
  • (Laura Linney) "Two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, what -- two hours?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?"
  • (Laura Linney) "Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes."
  • (Alan Rickman) "I thought as much."
  • (Laura Linney) "Do you think everybody knows?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Yes."
  • (Laura Linney) "Do you think Karl knows?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Yes."
  • (Laura Linney) "Oh, that is -- that is bad news."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it."
  • (Laura Linney) "Like what?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies."
  • (Laura Linney) "You know that?"
  • (Alan Rickman) "Yes, and so does Karl. Think about it, for all our sakes. It's Christmas."
  • (Laura Linney) "Certainly. Excellent. Will do. Thanks, boss."
  • (Alan Rickman) "Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task."

Nina Sosanya as Annie

  • (Nina Sosanya) "Right, I'll go get my things, and then let's fix the country, shall we?"
  • (Prime Minister) "Yeah, I can't see why not."
  • (Nina Sosanya) "Would you like to meet your household staff?"
  • (Prime Minister) "Yes, I would like that very much, indeed. Anything to put off actually running the country."

Laura Linney as Sarah

  • (Laura Linney) "It is what it is."
  • (Laura Linney) "Hello, darling. No, no I'm not busy. No; fire away."
  • (Unnamed) "The Doctors here are trying to kill me."
  • (Laura Linney) "How can you say that?"

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Peter

  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "No surprises?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "No surprises."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Not like the stag night?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "Unlike the stag night."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "I do."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?"
  • (Andrew Lincoln) "That is true."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Who is it?"
  • (Keira Knightley) "It's carol singers."
  • (Chiwetel Ejiofor) "Well, give them a quid and tell them to bugger off."

Rowan Atkinson as Rufus

Rodrigo Santoro as Karl

  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Well, I-I'd better go."
  • (Laura Linney) "Okay."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Goodnight."
  • (Laura Linney) "Goodnight."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Actually, I don't have to go."
  • (Laura Linney) "Right. Good."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "I mean --"
  • (Laura Linney) "No-no that's good. Just, um, would you excuse me for one second? Just --"
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Sure."
  • (Laura Linney) "Um, okay, that's done. Um, why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Life is full of interruptions and complications."

Joanna Page as Judy

  • (Joanna Page) "All I want for Christmas is you."

Élisabeth Margoni as Eleonore

  • (Élisabeth Margoni) "This year you bring a lady guest?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Ah, no. There's a change of situation. It's just me."
  • (Élisabeth Margoni) "Oh, am I sad or not sad?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Uh, I think you're not surprised."

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