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Look Who's Talking Too Quotes

Look Who's Talking Too is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Look Who's Talking Too stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jonathan D. Krane as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Thomas Del Ruth as head of cinematography.

Look Who's Talking Too is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Look Who's Talking Too is 82 minutes long. Look Who's Talking Too is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: John Travolta as James Ubriacco, Kirstie Alley as Mollie Ubriacco, Elias Koteas as Stuart, Lorne Sussman as Mikey, Georgia Keithley as Julie, Damon Wayans as Eddie, and Gilbert Gottfried as Joey.

Look Who's Talking Too Quotes

John Travolta as James Ubriacco

  • (John Travolta) "Let's see, we've got Schwarzenegger and Betty Boop. Hmm, tough call, they're both really built and they both talk funny."
  • (John Travolta) "Why is it that every time drink out of the milk carton, I get a lecture, but Travis Bickle moves in with a semi-automatic weapon, and it's okay?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "A little unloaded gun makes him feel better."
  • (John Travolta) "Makes him feel better? Why doesn't he go to the top of the Empire State Building and shoot student nurses? Maybe that'll make him feel better."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "This is New York. Women carry unloaded guns in their purses."
  • (John Travolta) "I miss you guys so much."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Ieuw -- male bonding makes me sick."
  • (John Travolta) "Mike, this is a potty okay? Now when you wanna take a piss --"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Don't say piss."
  • (John Travolta) "Okay, when you wanna take a whiz --"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Ugh."
  • (John Travolta) "What? "See a man about a horse"? "Drain the snake"? What do you want me to say?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Pee-pee."
  • (John Travolta) "Pee-pee is such a wimp word."

Lorne Sussman as Mikey

  • (Lorne Sussman) "Here shoes, have a drink. You mess with my mother, you mess with me."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Eddie what ya say we go and get an apple juice?"
  • (Damon Wayans) "Nah Mike I'm into my little training thing"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "What kinda training thing?"
  • (Damon Wayans) "You know I'm wearing the trainin pants man"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Oh man, don't tell me you're goin along with this potty business too?"
  • (Damon Wayans) "We have to Mike cos the Toilet man says so"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Who?"
  • (Damon Wayans) "Mr Toilet man, he likes to eat your doody an your pee-pee. So I say give it to him"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Eat your doody and your pee-pee who told you that?"
  • (Damon Wayans) "My mother, why? You callin her a liar?"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "No"
  • (Damon Wayans) "She told me diapers are for babies"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "But eat your doody and your pee-pee? Eddie the thought is too hideous to comprehend"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "La la la la la. Here, shoes, have a drink."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Penis."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "No penis."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Hmm, that's a tough one."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "I don't care what you say, I'm not pooping in that thing. I've got my standards."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Hmm, Eddie gets all the girls, he's not wearing a diaper maybe I oughta give this potty thing a try."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "When you have to pee you jump up and down but sometimes nothing comes out. So you jump up and down a little more. I don't have to pee -- I don't have to pee -- I do have to pee and I better go somewhere, here I go --"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "That stuff really sneaks up on you."

Georgia Keithley as Julie

  • (Georgia Keithley) "As God is my witness, I'm going to learn to walk, and get the hell out of here."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Well here I am, all conceived and nowhere to go."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Oh my tush hurts."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "What's that?"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Oh, God, I can't watch this part."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Oh my God."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "."
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Smarts, does it? Hm? Hurts just a little?"
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Will this pain ever go away?"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "Maybe it will -- or maybe it won't"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "."

Kirstie Alley as Mollie Ubriacco

  • (Kirstie Alley) "He has to go to bed early tonight because I'm taking him to baby gym tomorrow."
  • (John Travolta) "Oh not baby gym."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "He needs to socialize with other kids."
  • (John Travolta) "Well take him to the park."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "I'm not taking him to the park anymore. Do you know what he did today? He picked up a crack pipe."
  • (John Travolta) "Well throw it out."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Do you have any idea how many disease he could get from that?"
  • (Kirstie Alley) "How did you get down here?"
  • (Lorne Sussman) "We just walked."
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Technically, I was pushed."
  • (Kirstie Alley) "Isn't that great, honey. Your brother went pee-pee"
  • (Georgia Keithley) "Big deal. I made a doody."

Gilbert Gottfried as Joey

  • (Gilbert Gottfried) "Jump up and down. And don't forget to breathe. That's what they say when they have a heart attack, 'Oh. I forgot to breathe.'"

Elias Koteas as Stuart

  • (Elias Koteas) "You guys make me laugh. You're really funny. You stock up your cabinets with bottled water and flashlights, well what do you think is going to happen when the s*** really hits the fan? You know like earthquakes and flash floods just a lot of chaos and horror, people dying in the streets and you're sitting here nice and pretty with your bottled water. Now the guy next store has got one of these"
  • (Elias Koteas) "Who's gonna go thirsty? Him or you?"

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