London (2005 American film) Quotes

London (2005 American film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . London ended its run in 1970.

London (2005 American film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of London (2005 American film) is 92 minutes long. London (2005 American film) is distributed by Samuel Goldwyn Films.

The cast includes: Jason Statham as Bateman, Chris Evans as Syd, Joy Bryant as Mallory, Jessica Biel as London, and Dane Cook as George.

London (2005 American film) Quotes

Chris Evans as Syd

• (Chris Evans) "Ever since you and I broke up, I've wanted to have a normal conversation, just a normal conversation with you. And I just feel like everytime I see you, it just gets like so wierd and chaotic and scrambles, and I can't organize my thoughts and I can't even express the most basic words I want to say to you."
• (Jessica Biel) "I know. Me too."
• (Chris Evans) "Whatever we had when we were together, when we were in love that feeling of just being able to lie in bed for days and not give a fuck about the outside world -- is gone. And I feel like there's nothing I can do to ever get it back. Do you know how painful that is?"
• (Jessica Biel) "Yeah, yeah I do. I cried for weeks when we broke up."
• (Chris Evans) "You cried for weeks?"
• (Jessica Biel) "Yes."
• (Jessica Biel) "The hardest thing I've ever dealt with in my life."
• (Chris Evans) "How long did you go through that?"
• (Jessica Biel) "A long time. A long time. I mean, the first month, it was so fucking bad. And then you know, slowly, it gets better."
• (Chris Evans) "That's the difference between you and me London. I'm still going through it."
• (Jessica Biel) "I've been calling you a dozen times today. I'm terrified. I'm; I'm afraid."
• (Chris Evans) "Of what? What are you afraid of?"
• (Jessica Biel) "I'm afraid of falling in love with you again."

• (Chris Evans) "When that first wave of anxiety hits it's fucking terrifying because you're like fuck, "maybe I'm really going crazy. Maybe I've finally done enough drugs and fucked with my head enough that I've just detached from reality." You know? You know -- you start having these horrible revelations."
• (Joy Bryant) "Like what?"
• (Chris Evans) "Like I started freaking out about death. You know -- I became obsessed with it. I just couldn't conceptualize not being here. Just not being here someday. One day, Mallory, you and I are gonna be dead. Buried. Gone. And you start thinking about religion. And how people are just blindly swallowing these concepts like God, and heaven, and afterlife -- just to suppress our deepest most fears -- which is that we don't know why we're here. Why are we here? It makes no sense."
• (Joy Bryant) "It totally makes sense. Okay. Because the same time as us people, the masses, to go on living their every day lives without constantly obsessing over these things you're talking about, man. You know -- these realities: life, death; heaven, hell; existence; why we're here. You know -- who knows -- it's possible that a god does exist. You know -- an energy, force, spirit -- whatever you wanna call it."
• (Chris Evans) "Right. Sure."
• (Joy Bryant) "I believe that."
• (Chris Evans) "Fine. Fair enough. So what do you think happens when you die?"
• (Joy Bryant) "I don't fucking know. You fucking die. Why does there have to be an answer to every fucking question? Why can't there just be mysteries in the world? You know what I'm saying? I don't know -- your body dies. Your actual physical being dies. But your spirit, I do believe, lives on. It lives on in the world. Man, it's a continuing thing of -- of existence, dude. It doesn't have to have a fucking perfect answer. Why?"
• (Chris Evans) "Alright, fine. I buy that a little bit more than an invisible guy in the sky taking checks and balances on 6 billion people. I think that sounds like Santa Claus to me. You know."
• (Joy Bryant) "Yeah, yeah."
• (Chris Evans) "It's like a fairy tale for adults who can't handle death."

• (Chris Evans) "The bottom line, London, is that I have known you since you were ten fucking years old, we have been through everything together, and you don't even have the decency to tell me you're moving across the fucking country."

• (Chris Evans) "Can I ask you something?"
• (Jessica Biel) "Yeah."
• (Chris Evans) "Do you love him?"
• (Jessica Biel) "I never that I was in love with him."
• (Jessica Biel) "Syd? Its gonna be a really really long time before, you know, I fall in love with anybody the way that I was in love with you."

• (Chris Evans) "All right, all right, all right, come on. Come on, Syd. You gotta mellow out. You gotta mellow out. You need a beer. You need a bottle. Ok. Stop doing blow. You gotta stop doing coke. Don't grind your teeth. If she sees you grind your teeth, you're fucked. Come on, Syd. Mellow out, mellow out. Be a man. Be a man. There, get a drink. Go out there, get a drink. What's the worse that can happen, right? What's the worse that can happen? I can see London, so what? Fuck, fuck. Ok, you fuck up tonight, it's over. Ok."

Jessica Biel as London

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jason Statham as Bateman

• (Jason Statham) "Personally, I'd much rather regret something I'd done rather than something I was too afraid to do."

• (Jason Statham) "Life's too short to be pussy."

• (Jason Statham) "I am sweating like a fucking rapist."

• (Jason Statham) "Come you fucking -- shit, cunt, whore -- FUCKING WHIP ME."

• (Jason Statham) "Motherfucker, you wanna know what it is? Pain, my friend is when the woman you love wants to fuck you four, five times a night and you can't."
• (Chris Evans) "Why?"
• (Jason Statham) "Why? Why? I'll tell you why, because I'm an impotent man. Motherfucker, that's pain. That's fucking pain. When your wife wants to fuck you four times a night and you fucking can't. You know that some fucker before you could. And you know that some fucker after you will. Well, I couldn't cope with that, could I? That sense of ruination. That insolvency that burns in your soul. I couldn't fuck my wife. Do know what that fucking means, mate? Do you understand what impotent rage really is?"

• (Jason Statham) "I'm sweating like a rapist"

Dane Cook as George

• (Dane Cook) "What are you drinking, Bruiser? Oh, is that a bottle of Cock Block?"

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