Loaded Pistols Quotes

Loaded Pistols is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Loaded Pistols completed its run in 1970.

It features Armand Schaefer as producer, Arthur Morton in charge of musical score, and William Bradford (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Loaded Pistols is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Loaded Pistols is 78 minutes long. Loaded Pistols is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Gene Autry as Gene Autry, Russell Arms as Larry Evans, Chill Wills as Sheriff Cramer, Jack Holt as Dave Randall, Leon Weaver as Jake Harper, Barbara Britton as Mary Evans, and Clem Bevans as Jim Hedge.

Loaded Pistols Quotes

Gene Autry as Gene Autry

• (Gene Autry) "Jim, I want you to take Larry and keep him under cover until you hear from me."
• (Russell Arms) "Oh, I couldn't ask Mr. Hedges to take a risk like that."
• (Clem Bevans) "You didn't."
• (Clem Bevans) "He did."

• (Gene Autry) "Get out of those clothes."
• (Russell Arms) "What?"
• (Gene Autry) "You heard me. Chuck the duds and get in the creek."
• (Russell Arms) "In the creek? But it's ice water. You wanna give me pneumonia?"
• (Gene Autry) "Yeah, but you'll catch lead poisoning if they catch you in that gray check shirt, riding a palomino."

• (Gene Autry) "Hey, wait a minute. Get me out of this steer's necktie and I'll help cloud your trail."
• (Russell Arms) "Why should we trust you?"
• (Gene Autry) "Why, Ed's ghost would haunt me if I let them hang the wrong man."

• (Gene Autry) "Jim, somebody wants this ranch -- wants it bad enough to commit murder. Now what could be here that would pay a man enough to risk his neck for it."
• (Clem Bevans) "Nothin'."
• (Gene Autry) "Hold on now, Jim --"
• (Clem Bevans) "I don't haveta. I been over this country hundreds of times."
• (Barbara Britton) "No gold?"
• (Clem Bevans) "Ohhh, maybe enough to fill your tooth."
• (Russell Arms) "No silver?"
• (Clem Bevans) "Welll, might find enough to plate a watch."
• (Gene Autry) "You sure there's nothing here?"
• (Clem Bevans) "Are you crazy in the head? I've been prospecting these parts ever since the Apaches were takin' potshots at everything that was movin' --"
• (Clem Bevans) "That is, everything but coyotes. It's bad luck to shoot your own relatives."

• (Gene Autry) "Say, by the way, if you didn't plug Norton, how come he was killed with your gun?"
• (Russell Arms) "I ran out of dough and I put in my gun to stay in the game."
• (Gene Autry) "Like this one?"
• (Russell Arms) "Yeah. I had a pair of 'em."
• (Gene Autry) "You were out to make yourself a reputation, weren't you? You certainly did. It's too bad; that sort of dime-store hero went out with Billy the Kid."

• (Gene Autry) "Just gonna make some java. Care to join me?"
• (Chill Wills) "Not me; your coffee'd throw a horseshoe. Hope I don't see you in jail."

Jack Holt as Dave Randall

• (Jack Holt) "What are you doin', Sheriff? Playin' injun?"
• (Chill Wills) "You see a lot of things that way sometimes. Besides, if Mary's with her brother, Gene could have been coverin' for her. He's a sucker for a lady in distress."

Chill Wills as Sheriff Cramer

• (Chill Wills) "What the sam hill is going on here?"
• (Gene Autry) "We were playing "post office"."
• (Chill Wills) "But that's a kid's game."
• (Gene Autry) "Not the way we play it."

• (Chill Wills) "I'll take your six-shooter."
• (Gene Autry) "Now look here, Cramer --"
• (Chill Wills) "Just to make sure you mind your own business. I don't wear this badge for fun, you know."

• (Chill Wills) "Gene, I'd like to borrow that pistol from you if you don't mind."
• (Gene Autry) "Now look here, Sheriff --"
• (Chill Wills) "It might go off accidental-like and hurt somebody."
• (Gene Autry) "All right. Remember that's two you owe me."
• (Chill Wills) "I'm keepin' count."

• (Chill Wills) "Gene, I'll take --"
• (Gene Autry) "All right -- I know."
• (Chill Wills) "The ladies say they're not comfortable to dance with."

• (Chill Wills) "Good morning, Miss Mary. Great day for the race."
• (Barbara Britton) "What race?"
• (Chill Wills) "The human race."

• (Chill Wills) "How's Larry? Have you heard anything from him yet? It's too bad he skipped town. It would have helped his case if he hung around and let the law take its course."
• (Barbara Britton) "With Judge Lynch presiding?"

Russell Arms as Larry Evans

• (Russell Arms) "What are you doin'?"
• (Gene Autry) "Puttin' my ear to the ground. It's an old Indian scout trick. Silk picks up sound -- Wagon comin'."

• (Russell Arms) "I'm givin' you a chance, Autry."
• (Gene Autry) "Why you cheap imitation of a leather-slapper. I oughta turn you over to Cramer just to teach you a lesson."
• (Russell Arms) "Draw or I'll plug ya."
• (Gene Autry) "Give me that cap pistol before I use it to part your hair."

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