Living Conditions Quotes

Living Conditions is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Living Conditions ended its run in 1970.

Living Conditions Quotes

• (Buffy) "And the worst part: I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak."
• (Oz) "Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon pouring the blood down your throat."
• (Willow) "Me too. I would vote for that, too."

• (Giles) "I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her."
• (Buffy) "Lite FM. Love songs. Nothing but love songs."
• (Xander) "You think?"

• (Willow) "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little -- insane. No, not-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"

• (Buffy) "Not only does she take my sweater, but now she has to horn in on my dreams. She is the most ever mooch; Oh. I haven't even gotten to the floss."

• (Willow) "Happy hunting."
• (Buffy) "Wish me monsters."

• (Buffy) "Kathy's evil. I'm an evil-fighter. It's simple. I'm gonna have to kill her."

• (Willow) "He's our grown-up friend. Not in a creepy way."

• (Tapparich) "There you are. Do you gave any idea how much trouble you're in young lady?"
• (Kathy) "I'm not going back."
• (Tapparich) "Don't take that tone with me."
• (Kathy) "I'm 3000 years old. When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?"
• (Tapparich) "Enough. You're coming home."

• (Buffy) "She irons her jeans. She's evil."

• (Buffy) "I knew it."

• (Buffy) "So then Kathy's like, "It's share time." And I'm like, "Oh, yeah? Share this.""
• (Oz) "So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her."
• (Buffy) "Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, don't you think?"
• (Oz) "Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."

• (Buffy) "After all that we've been through together, and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is bad."
• (Xander) "We want to, Buff. It's just --"
• (Oz) "Shh. Don't engage."

• (Kathy) "I just wanted to make sure that we didn't have a thief or something."
• (Buffy) "Like who? Sid the Wily Dairy Gnome?"

• (Buffy) "Ugh. She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer."
• (Buffy) "She's -- other really bad things."
• (Oz) "On the plus side, you killed the bench which was lookin' shifty."

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