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Live Free or Die Hard Quotes

Live Free or Die Hard is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Live Free or Die Hard stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Fottrell as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Simon Duggan as head of cinematography.

Live Free or Die Hard is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Live Free or Die Hard is 129 minutes long. Live Free or Die Hard is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Timothy Olyphant as Thomas Gabriel, Bruce Willis as John McClane, Justin Long as Matt Farrell, Christina Chang as Taylor, Maggie Q as Mai Lihn, Jonathan Sadowski as Trey, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Clay.

Live Free or Die Hard Quotes

Justin Long as Matt Farrell

  • (Justin Long) "It's an e-bomb."
  • (Justin Long) "That's her."
  • (Bruce Willis) ""Her" who?"
  • (Agent Johnson) "What're you talking about?"
  • (Justin Long) "It's them."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Are you saying it's "them" them?"
  • (Justin Long) "I swear to you, I know her. I would know her voice anywhere."
  • (Justin Long) "Don't say anything. Don't --"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Just keep your mouth shut for a minute."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Hey, Metro, how's your day goin' over there? Yeah, you gotta be pretty, uh, crazy over there, what with all those 5-87's, huh?"
  • (Maggie Q) "Yes, sir, we've had to dispatch all units."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Yeah, you had to dispatch all units for all the naked people walkin' around?"
  • (Justin Long) "You okay?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "I'll let you know in a minute."
  • (Slacker Kid) "Hey, Farrell. Sully just P.D.L.'d a new copy of the, uh, Kill Zone 9, the one that ain't out yet. You wanna come check it out?"
  • (Justin Long) "No, thanks though, man. And good luck at the bad timing awards."
  • (Justin Long) "Wow, I know that tone. It's just weird hearing it come from someone -- with hair."
  • (Justin Long) "Awww, great. There goes the cell phone."
  • (Bruce Willis) "They knocked the satellites out of the skies, now?"
  • (Justin Long) "No, your battery ran out."
  • (Justin Long) "The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear."
  • (Justin Long) "You just killed a helicopter with a car."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Hundreds of thousands of people get killed by cars every year. That's just like four more."
  • (Justin Long) "What are we doing?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "It's a little thing they invented back in the sixties called 'jogging'. You're gonna love it. Come on."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Who are you?"
  • (Justin Long) "Matt Farrell."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Lucy McClane."
  • (Justin Long) "I thought your name was Gennero. Lucy Gennero?"
  • (Lucy McClane) "Not today."
  • (Justin Long) "Did you see that?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Yeah I saw it, I did it."
  • (Justin Long) "Jesus Christ. It's a fire sale."
  • (Bruce Willis) "What?"
  • (Justin Long) "It's a fire sale."
  • (Deputy Director Miguel Bowman) "Hey. We don't know that yet."
  • (Christina Chang) "Yeah, it's a myth anyway. It can't be done."
  • (Justin Long) "Oh, it's a myth? Really? Please tell me she's only here for show and she's actually not in charge of anything."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Hey, what's a fire sale?"
  • (Justin Long) "It's a three-step -- it's a three-step systematic attack on the entire national infrastructure. Okay, step one: take out all the transportation. Step two: the financial base and telecoms. Step three: You get rid of all the utilities. Gas, water, electric, nuclear. Pretty much anything that's run by computers which -- which today is almost everything. So that's why they call it a fire sale, because everything must go."
  • (Justin Long) "Seriously, uh, you probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns, and whatnot."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Listen, will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em before we're through"
  • (Justin Long) "When was the last time you remember turning on the radio and listening to popular music? Or, just give me a decade. The 70's? I'm guessing; was, was Michael Jackson still black? Pearl Jam; I'll go back ten years with you. Ten years; 20 years, The Cure? Nothing?"
  • (Justin Long) "Do we have anything, like, resembling a plan, or anything?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Find Lucy, kill everybody else."
  • (Justin Long) "I mean, more like a plan, like, a way to do that."

Timothy Olyphant as Thomas Gabriel

  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Officer McClane?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "It's Detective McClane, asshole. But don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to get to know each other when I visit you in prison."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Launch the downloads."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You're a Timex watch in a digital age."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "I can't talk this guy. You talk to him. See if you can get him to focus."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Dad?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Hi, baby."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Now there are only five of them."
  • (Robert Russo) "This bitch is a handful."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Are you gonna be all right?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Hey, behave, or I will hurt you."
  • (Lucy McClane) "Oh, yeah? Let's step outside, just you and me. We'll see who hurts who."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You really are his daughter."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Think of them as hardware, to your software."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Jesus Christ. You got her?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You're sure? It's a nice effort, though."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You're very impressed with yourself, aren't you?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "I have my moments."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "We are leaving in three minutes."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You have one."
  • (Justin Long) "The rules haven't changed, man. You're gonna kill me the minute I unlock it."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Matthew. Matthew. I really need you to pay attention. The rules can always change."
  • (Justin Long) "Okay, wait a minute."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "I'm gonna shoot her in ten seconds."
  • (Justin Long) "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Nine."
  • (Justin Long) "I can't."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Eight."
  • (Justin Long) "I can't."
  • (Justin Long) "Okay. Okay, okay."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Six."
  • (Justin Long) "Okay, stop, stop. Stop. I'm doing it. I'm doing it."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "You know, John, I feel like we've gotten off on the wrong foot. And because of that, you think I'm the bad guy. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm the good guy here. I told them this could happen if they didn't prepare. Did I get a "Thank you"? No, I got crucified. But, they wouldn't listen."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You got their attention now, don't you?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "That's right. I am doing the country a favor."
  • (Bruce Willis) "By tearing it apart?"
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Better me than some outsider. Some religious nut job bent on Armageddon. Nobody wants to see that happen. Everything I've broken can be fixed if the country is willing to pay for it."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Ah, bulls***. It's always been about the money."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "What, I shouldn't get paid for my work? I'm working my ass off here, John."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Well, just sit tight, asshole. I gotta check for you."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Fat bastard."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "McClane? I thought I killed you already."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I get that sometimes."
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "On your tombstone it should read, "Always in the wrong place at the wrong time"."
  • (Bruce Willis) "How about, "Yippi-kay-ay, motherfu; ""
  • (Timothy Olyphant) "Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You sound like a very scary guy."

Bruce Willis as John McClane

  • (The Warlock) "Why did you bring a cop to my command center?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Command center? It's a basement."
  • (The Warlock) "Who is this man?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Another day in paradise."
  • (Bruce Willis) "This is not a good idea."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I could come and find you, kick your ass and throw you out of your own party. What do you think about that, dickhead?"
  • (Lucy McClane) "Dad. Stop it. I mean it."
  • (Jim) "Dad? You said your dad was dead."
  • (Bruce Willis) "What? You told this jerk-off I was dead? You actually said that?"
  • (Lucy McClane) "I may have exaggerated a little bit."
  • (Bruce Willis) "But seriously, all that kicking aside, that skinny little ninja chick -- she was smoking hot. A new one of those is going to be real hard to come by -- right?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "It's Creedence."
  • (Justin Long) "Creedence?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Creedence Clearwater Revival? Classic Rock?"
  • (Justin Long) "I know what it is. It's OLD rock. That doesn't make it classic. What sucked back then still sucks today."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You don't like Creedence?"
  • (Justin Long) "This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass. McClain turns the music louder Really? That's mature."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You know, chicks dig scars."
  • (Justin Long) "Really?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Not that one."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass."
  • (Bruce Willis) "It's not a system, it's a country."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Come on. Government's gonna have dozens of departments dedicated to that s***."
  • (Justin Long) "It took FEMA five days to get water to the Superdome."
  • (Bruce Willis) "All you gotta do is go pick up a kid down in New Jersey, and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh? Can't be that hard, no, can it? No, gotta be a senior detective. A thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "You're shooting at the wrong guy."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I know I'm not as smart as you guys with all this computer s***. But, hey -- I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've got to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?""
  • (Bruce Willis) "Hey, thanks for saving my daughter's life."
  • (Justin Long) "What was I going to do?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "That's what makes you "that guy.""
  • (Justin Long) "Yeah."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Are you Matt Farrell? Matthew Farrell?"
  • (Justin Long) "No, he, uh, actually does not live here anymore."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Of course not. Who are you?"
  • (Justin Long) "My name is Daisy Duke. Got a lot of s*** for it when I was a kid. Please don't add to it."
  • (Agent Johnson) "Special Agent Johnson. I'll take the sedan"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Agent Johnson?"
  • (Agent Johnson) "That's right."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Damn hamster."
  • (Bruce Willis) "That's not too tight, is it?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I'm gettin' too old to jump out of cars."
  • (Bruce Willis) "How do you know all this stuff?"
  • (Justin Long) "Dude I don't know. There is a lot rattling around up there. I couldn't tell you."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You alright?"
  • (Justin Long) "No, I'm not alright."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Just stay in the car. You'll be alright."
  • (The Warlock) "What, like, you a big fan of the Fett?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "No. I was always more of a Star Wars guy."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Yippie-kai-yay, motherf***er."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy."
  • (Justin Long) "Then why you doing this?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Because there's no body else to do it right now, that's why. Believe me, if there were somebody else to do it, I'd let them do it, but there's not. So we're doing it."
  • (Justin Long) "Ah. That's what makes you that guy."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Jesus, is the circus in town?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "Are you nuts?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "After all we've been through, I'd hate to have to beat you to death."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You don't like Creedence?"
  • (Justin Long) "This is like having a pine cone shoved in my ass."

Maggie Q as Mai Lihn

  • (Maggie Q) "Undo everything you just did."
  • (Justin Long) "Ok. Ok."
  • (Justin Long) "You know I could do it a lot faster if I have my right hand -- I'm a righty. I need my right hand."

Jonathan Sadowski as Trey

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