Little Nicky Quotes

Little Nicky is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Little Nicky ended in 1970.

It features Jack Giarraputo as producer, Teddy Castellucci in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Little Nicky is 90 minutes long. Little Nicky is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Jonathan Loughran as John, Adam Sandler as Nicky, Allen Covert as Todd, Peter Dante as Peter, Quentin Tarantino as Deacon, Rob Schneider as Townie, Patricia Arquette as Valerie, Carl Weathers as Chubbs, Harvey Keitel as Satan, Quentin Tarantino as Son, Blake Clark as Mom, Rhys Ifans as Adrian, Reese Witherspoon as Holly, Jon Lovitz as Peeper, Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer, Clint Howard as Nipples, and John Witherspoon as Street Vendor.

Little Nicky Quotes

Quentin Tarantino as Deacon

• (Quentin Tarantino) "Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets. The end is near. We are all gonna die."

• (Quentin Tarantino) "The Lord loves you, and the Lord loves you."
• (Quentin Tarantino) "You make the Lord very nervous."

Rhys Ifans as Adrian

• (Rhys Ifans) "What time is my brother expected to arrive?"
• (Jonathan Loughran) "Noon --"
• (Jonathan Loughran) "-- ish?"

• (Rhys Ifans) "I'm going to kill you with my bare hands."
• (Adam Sandler) "I'm ready for ya'."
• (Adam Sandler) "I guess I wasn't ready."

• (Rhys Ifans) "At the stroke of midnight, my father will be completely deteriorated and all your souls will be mine. Soon you will see things more horrible than you can even imagine"
• (Rhys Ifans) "Well -- maybe not that horrible -- but still pretty bad --"

• (Rhys Ifans) "I bring you a dear sweet man, Mr. Henry Winkler."
• (Henry Winkler) "Good evening."
• (Rhys Ifans) "Covered in bees."

• (Rhys Ifans) "Grandpa Lucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell."

• (Rhys Ifans) "Welcome to the party. It's so nice to see you all here. I'm so proud of you. You've taken to sin with such minimal prompting. You're acting as if there is no heaven or hell. Well, I've got news for you."
• (Rhys Ifans) "There is most definitely a hell and you're all gonna go there when you die. Which is in about 15 minutes."
• (Quentin Tarantino) "Holy s***. We really are gonna die."

Adam Sandler as Nicky

• (Adam Sandler) "Release the good."
• (Adam Sandler) "Yes, they're furry."
• (Unnamed) "Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny."

• (Adam Sandler) "What is this? Is it Dad's birthday?"

• (Adam Sandler) "Good luck with the nipple rubbing."
• (Clint Howard) "I don't need luck. I'm gooood."

• (Adam Sandler) "I never been to Earth, Dad. I never even slept over some other dude's house."

• (Adam Sandler) "That's not me. That's that cockroach Tony Montana."

• (Jimmy the Demon) "You were gone ten seconds, what happened?"
• (Adam Sandler) "I was hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal."
• (Harvey Keitel) "That was a train, son, don't stand in front of them."
• (Adam Sandler) "Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one."

• (Adam Sandler) "Yo, fossil-head. I got a bone to pick with you."

• (Adam Sandler) "Popeye's chicken is f***in' awesome."
• (Unnamed) "Popeye's chicken is the shiznit."

• (Adam Sandler) "I'm from the South. The Deep South."

• (Adam Sandler) "I'll just go to Heaven."
• (Mr. Beefy) "Not if you do something bad right before you die."
• (Rob Schneider) "I know. Cover Winkler in bees. You can do it."
• (Adam Sandler) "Sorry, Henry."

• (Gatekeeper) "Are there boobs on my head?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Yeah, big ones."

• (Adam Sandler) "I don't know what that guys problem is, it's freezing up here."

• (Adam Sandler) "I'll beat you Adrian."
• (Rhys Ifans) "You cant beat me Nicky, even the voice inside your head has a speech impediment"

• (Adam Sandler) "You want a pillow fight, do ya? then let's let the feathers fly."

• (Adam Sandler) "I will eat your heart"

• (Adam Sandler) "Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?"

Peter Dante as Peter

• (Peter Dante) "Did you check out the dragon mouth?"
• (Jonathan Loughran) "The Dark Prince is here."

Allen Covert as Todd

• (Allen Covert) "Okay this is really creeping me out. My TV just exploded."
• (Adam Sandler) "Your damn right it exploded --. I mean, "really?""

• (Allen Covert) "You know, this cake tastes kind of funny."
• (Jonathan Loughran) "Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch."
• (Mr. Beefy) "Really?"
• (Adam Sandler) "What's Reefer?"
• (Mr. Beefy) "About five Hundred bucks an ounce."

Patricia Arquette as Valerie

• (Patricia Arquette) "Now why don't you give that nice man his flask back?"
• (John Witherspoon) "And what you gonna do if I don't? Bite me with yo' ssssnaaggletooth?"

• (Patricia Arquette) "Do it for the butterflies."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Nicky."
• (Adam Sandler) "Valerie."
• (Patricia Arquette) "What are you doing?"
• (Adam Sandler) "I think I'm floating."
• (Patricia Arquette) "Why would you be floating?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Wanna blizm with my bliz blob?"

Jon Lovitz as Peeper

• (Jon Lovitz) "I deserve this. I deserve this."

• (Jon Lovitz) "Hi Diddley Dee, Are Those Things For Me?"

Rodney Dangerfield as Lucifer

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "Even in hell I get no respect."

• (Rodney Dangerfield) "The last time you said everything was alright, the Renaissance happened."

Jonathan Loughran as John

• (Jonathan Loughran) "Hail, Nicky."
• (Peter Dante) "We are forever your slaves."

• (Jonathan Loughran) "Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out, what's Ozzy tryin' to say there?"
• (Adam Sandler) "John, absolutely nothing, the blizzard always came straight with his messages, but wrap your minds around this, gentlemen."
• (Allen Covert) "I love this song."
• (Peter Dante) "Oh my God, Chicago kicks ass."

Rob Schneider as Townie

• (Rob Schneider) "You can do it Nicky. Kick him in his hairy balls."

• (Rob Schneider) "You can do it, Ozzy. Bite his freakin' head off."

Carl Weathers as Chubbs

• (Carl Weathers) "You mambo?"
• (Adam Sandler) "No, I don't think so."
• (Carl Weathers) "It's all in the hips, it's all in the hips, it's all in the hips --"

Reese Witherspoon as Holly

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh angels don't get older sweety. I called him sweety."

Blake Clark as Mom

• (Blake Clark) "Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield s***."

Harvey Keitel as Satan

• (Harvey Keitel) "I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline."
• (Dan Marino) "C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl."
• (Harvey Keitel) "In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino."
• (Dan Marino) "You did it for Namath."
• (Harvey Keitel) "Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways."

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