Little Miss Jocelyn Quotes

Little Miss Jocelyn is a television program that appeared on TV in 2006 on BBC Three (series 1). Little Miss Jocelyn stopped airing in 2008.

Little Miss Jocelyn lasted 13 (one unaired) episodes. Little Miss Jocelyn is created by Jocelyn Jee Esien.

Each episode of Little Miss Jocelyn is 30 minutes long.

Little Miss Jocelyn Quotes

• (Various Characters) "Well what do you want a refund or your money back?"

• (Various Characters) "Stop ringing my bell. Are you a Jehova's witness?"

• (Various Characters) "Shut your mouth. Shut your breath. Shut your stinking beak."

• (Unnamed) "I'll move it right away. Don't write me a ticket."
• (Various Characters) "It is too late, my pen has already made contact with the paper."

• (Various Characters) "'K' as in mess with me, I go kill you."

• (Various Characters) "This will take a looooooooong time."

• (Various Characters) "Take off your wig, and stand on the scales."

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