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Little Green Men (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

Little Green Men (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Little Green Men ended its run in 1970.

It features Paul Baillargeon in charge of musical score.

Little Green Men (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) Quotes

  • (Wainwright) "You know doc, I've always wanted to see what a Maritian looked like from the inside."
  • (Nog) "Don't you people have laws against this kind of thing?"
  • (Wainwright) "Not when it ocmes to national security."
  • (Nurse Garland) "Imagine the possibilities. Who knows what they could teach us. Few years from now, mankind could have rocket ships of our own. We could travel the galaxy, exploring new worlds and new civilizations."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "Always the dreamer."
  • (Nurse Garland) "My mother keeps asking where we're going on our honeymoon. She thinks we should go to Niagara Falls."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "Who knows; maybe we'll go to Mars."
  • (Major Kira) "Quark, Rom and Nog together on that ship all the way to Earth? Glad I'm not going with them."
  • (Captain Ben Sisko) "Only thing that worries me -- no one warned Earth that they're coming."
  • (Quark) "Just remember: under that placid Federation veneer, Humans are still a bunch of violent savages."
  • (Nog) "Maybe. But I like 'em."
  • (Nurse Garland) "I only hope that one day mankind will travel to the stars and take its place in the vast Alliance of Planets."
  • (Rom) ""Federation" of Planets."
  • (Nurse Garland) "Excuse me?"
  • (Quark) "Er -- don't pay any attention to him, he's an idiot."
  • (Rom) "The kemocite. If we vent plasma from the warp core into the cargo hold, we may be able to start a cascade reaction in the kemocite. Then we can modulate the reaction to create an inversion wave in the warp field and force the ship back into normal space. If I time it just right, I should be able to get us close enough to Earth to make an emergency landing."
  • (Quark) "Rom. You're a genius."
  • (Rom) "Think so?"
  • (Quark) "How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about."
  • (Wainwright) "What do we do now, General?"
  • (General Denning) "About what, Captain? All we ever found was a crashed weather balloon."
  • (Nog) "A guidebook?"
  • (Chief O'Brien) "It's not just a guidebook. It's a completely interactive program detailing Earth's customs, culture, history, geography --"
  • (Doctor Bashir) "Everything you ever wanted to know about Earth is right there in that PADD."
  • (Nog) "You mean it'll teach me how to attract Human females?"
  • (Chief O'Brien) "Well; almost everything."
  • (Rom) "All right everyone, gather around. We're about to start."
  • (Quark) "All I ask is a tall ship; and a load of contraband to fill her with."
  • (Quark) "The three of us and millions of primitive Humans; I like those odds."
  • (Rom) "But brother, what about the bar?"
  • (Quark) "Who cares about the bar? I'm telling you, Rom, we stay here, and inside of a year we'll be running this place."
  • (Rom) "You mean the military base?"
  • (Quark) "I mean the whole planet."
  • (Nurse Garland) "Maybe they're father and son. Wouldn't that be something? They've come from so far away, but they still have the same basic family structure that we do."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "I wonder if the third one's related too."
  • (Nurse Garland) "For all we know, it could be the mother."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "If she is the mother, she's quite a shrew."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "We gotta get you out of here."
  • (Rom) "Won't you get in trouble for this?"
  • (Quark) "Why should they? We forced them to help us by using our, erm --"
  • (Nurse Garland) "Your insidious mind control powers?"
  • (Quark) "That's not bad."
  • (Quark) "They're a primitive backward people, Nog. Pity them."
  • (Quark) "The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains."
  • (Quark) "There's something about that female that I don't like. She's so -- cheerful."
  • (Quark) "What's that disgusting smell?"
  • (Nog) "I think it's called tobacco. It's a deadly drug. When used frequently, it destroys the internal organs."
  • (Quark) "If it's so deadly, then why do they use it?"
  • (Nog) "It's also highly addictive."
  • (Rom) "How do they get their hands on it?"
  • (Nog) "They buy it in stores."
  • (Quark) "They buy? If they buy poison they'll buy anything. I think I'm gonna like it here."
  • (Quark) "We're here to open up trade negotiations. If you're not interested, just say so. I'm sure I can do business with one of your planet's other nation states."
  • (General Denning) "In other words, if we don't play ball, you're going to sell these advanced weapons of yours to the Russians?"
  • (Quark) "I'd rather it didn't come to that. To be honest, I'd much rather work with you Australians."
  • (General Denning) "Americans."
  • (Quark) "Whatever --"
  • (Jake Sisko) "You know, aside from playing dom jot and watching the Bajoran transports dock, it seems like we spent most of our time doing nothing."
  • (Nog) "Maybe so. But I can't think of anyone I'd rather do nothing with than you."
  • (Quark) "We're all grateful, but couldn't you've done that an hour ago?"
  • (Rom) "Maybe we are dead."
  • (Quark) "What're you talking about?"
  • (Rom) "Maybe this is the Divine Treasury."
  • (Quark) "Oh, don't be ridiculous, the Divine Treasury is made of pure latinum. Besides, where is the Blessed Exchequer? Where are the Celestial Auctioneers? And why aren't we bidding for our new lives, hmm?"
  • (Rom) "You don't think we're in the other place?"
  • (Nog) "The Vault of Eternal Destitution?"
  • (Nog) "Father, have you ever heard of the Bell riots?"
  • (Rom) "Don't bother me now."
  • (Nog) "But doesn't this Gabriel Bell Human look just like Captain Sisko?"
  • (Quark) "All Humans look alike."
  • (Quark) "I'm innocent. I tell you, this is all a misunderstanding. Rom, get me a lawyer."
  • (Rom) "I'll contact cousin Gaila. I'm sure he'll know a good one."
  • (Quark) "ROM, YOU IDIOT."
  • (Rom) "See you in a few weeks, brother."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Worf) "Ferengi at the Academy. I am not sure that is wise."
  • (Chief O'Brien) "Oh, I don't know about that. Not so long ago, someone might have said the same thing about you."
  • (Nog) "The first landing parties will arrive here."
  • (Wainwright) "Where?"
  • (Nog) "Here, right by this blue blob."
  • (Wainwright) "You mean your people are going to invade -- Cleveland?"
  • (Nog) "No, not Cleveland. Right here."
  • (Rom) "New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "Let me get this straight, Rom; are you saying that all the women on your world walk around naked?"
  • (Rom) "Uhuh -- It's the law."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "You don't say."
  • (Nurse Garland) "Well, I guess I'm never going to visit your world."
  • (Nurse Garland) "And neither are you."
  • (Quark) "Now remember: don't extend any lines of credit, don't touch the dabo girls, and make sure you keep your eyes on him."
  • (Quark) "-- because he'll be keeping his eyes on you."
  • (Odo) "Good choice, Quark. I'm sure Morn will do an excellent job, as long as he doesn't drink up all your profits."
  • (Quark) "Better him than one of my Ferengi waiters. They'd rob me blind."
  • (Quark) "I'd always heard primitive Humans lacked intelligence, but I had no idea they were this stupid."
  • (Quark) "These Humans, they're nothing like the ones from the Federation. They're crude, gullible and greedy."
  • (Odo) "You mean, like you?"
  • (Quark) "Yeah. These are Humans I can understand; and manipulate."
  • (Jeff Carlson) "He seems to want something from you."
  • (Nurse Garland) "You better tell him I'm your girl."

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