Little Giant Quotes

Little Giant is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Little Giant ended in 1970.

It features Joe Gershenson as producer, and Edgar Fairchild in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Little Giant is 91 min. long. Little Giant is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Lou Costello as Benny Miller, Jacqueline deWit as Hazel Temple Morrison, Bud Abbott as T.S. Chandler, and Brenda Joyce as Miss Ruby Burke.

Little Giant Quotes

Brenda Joyce as Miss Ruby Burke

• (Brenda Joyce) "What's the matter, Benny? You're lower than a caterpillar with fallen arches."

Bud Abbott as T.S. Chandler

• (Bud Abbott) "Don't tell me, let me guess, he took the shirt off your back."
• (Lou Costello) "Took my pants too."

• (Bud Abbott) "We'll add these up this time."
• (Bud Abbott) "3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21. Now, if you can get 28 out of that, you have a job."
• (Lou Costello) "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, plus 21 is 28."
• (Bud Abbott) "You've got the job."

Lou Costello as Benny Miller

• (Lou Costello) "Lady, I come to sell you something you don't want."
• (Woman) "NO."

• (Lou Costello) "Do you mind if I have a piece of candy while I wait on you?"
• (Jacqueline deWit) "Aren't you worried you're going to wear your teeth down to the bones?"
• (Lou Costello) "What?"
• (Jacqueline deWit) "You ate three packages of cracker jacks, two bags of peanuts, one of those red gooey apples on a stick, and three chocolate malked milkshakes."
• (Lou Costello) "And don't forget the banana split, with a lot of fruit on it."

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