Lines in the Sand (House) Quotes

Lines in the Sand (House) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Lines in the Sand ended in 1970.

Lines in the Sand (House) Quotes

• (Dr. Gregory House) "How right you are, Dr. Cuddy. We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy, or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "True; better be true; and you're a pig."

• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "All change is bad? It's not true, you know."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "For the love of God, can't somebody shut that kid up? Got people trying to work around here."

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I have sad news for you: She doesn't love you."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You're ugly when you're jealous."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "She showed up at my house last night, came on to me."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "She's more perfect than I thought."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "That was sensitive."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You have pretty hair."

• (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? It's normal to want to be normal."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Spoken like a true circle queen."

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Are we stopping here so House doesn't hear us?"
• (Dr. James Wilson) "Unless you wanna make out?"

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler. He's a jerk."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "Why do you think he took this case? Because he believes the parents? Because he wants to help a young boy? He sees himself in this kid, and he's trying to help himself -- He doesn't want this, he needs it."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "I want my old carpet back."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Uh, we're gonna have to do this later."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "A kid in the clinic had an accident."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Generally when people are on the phone --"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I want my old carpet back."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "It was stained with blood."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Yeah, my blood, which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be burried with it."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "It's my office. It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people, so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops. I want it back the way it was."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "It's identical to your old carpet. Except without the hazardous biological waste."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I shall not return to my office until every patented durable micro-fiber has been restored to it's rightful place."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Inspiring. If you don't want to work in your office, work in the clinic. If you don't want to work in the clinic, go home. And don't get paid."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Attica. Attica. Attica. Attica. Attica."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Attica?"

• (Dr. Gregory House) "My parents loved me unconditionally. Get out of here."

• (Ali) "So, loving you, wanting to have sex with you is all just the spores talking?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "You'll probably live. Damn."

• (Ali) "Hey, Dr. House."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Hello, girl-whose-name-I-don't-remember-but-whose-dad-I-treated-so-I-don't-really-know-why-she's-here."

• (Dr. Gregory House) "After that look, I'm feeling frisky. Looks like you're up."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I'm ovulating. Let's go."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "The frisky, it went away."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "House, this isn't a game."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back?"
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "No."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "If I give up my carpet, can I have her?"

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17-year-old boys?"
• (Ali) "About five weeks ago. It's been very lonely."

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You've seen her breasts ?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. It went, "Greg-House, Greg-House, Greg-House.""

• (Dr. Gregory House) "Listen to me. Do you have any idea of what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed with me? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a jail."
• (Ali) "You're only saying that to make me go."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm saying it 'cause it's true. Inside of us we both know that you belong with Victor."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Is there a Victor in your class?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "If you're not with -- someone your age, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life."
• (Ali) "What about us?"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "We'll always have Fresno. I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now -- Here's looking at you kid."

• (Dr. James Wilson) "Don't you think the restraining order's a little too much? He's not actually going to have sex with a seventeen-year-old patient."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I didn't think he was going to ask me to dig a blood-stained carpet out of a dumpster either."
• (Dr. James Wilson) "It might be in the long run."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Are we stopping here so House doesn't find us?"
• (Dr. James Wilson) "Unless you want to make out?"

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "She has a mole below her right nipple."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "She does not."

• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times looking for you today."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Huh. Lot to discuss. China patterns --"
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "House. She's a stalker."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Right. Couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive. Has to be that she's insane."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Well, maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I'm notifying security."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Is this about the carpet? Do you think I'll back off if you block all my fun?"
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You better not be having fun."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm having fun. I'm not having sex."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "She's dangerous."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "She's not dangerous."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "She's pretty."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "She's pretty."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Men are stupid"
• (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm with you so far."
• (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "I'm notifying security."
• (Dr. Gregory House) "Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's -- insightful. You can't stop our love."

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