Lil' Crime Stoppers Quotes

Lil' Crime Stoppers is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Lil' Crime Stoppers ended its run in 1970.

Lil' Crime Stoppers Quotes

• (Ms. Garrison) "Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?"
• (Cartman) "A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods."
• (Ms. Garrison) "Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?"

• (Butters) "Fellas. Hey fellas. I got it. I got my semen sample."
• (Cartman) "You did?"
• (Butters) "Yeah. I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight, and finally, I thought about Stan's mom's boobs, and this little tiny spooge of -- this white stuff came out."
• (Kyle) "That's great, Butters, but we're not playing Detective anymore. We're playing Laundromat owners."
• (Cartman) "Would you like those pants cleaned for four ninety five?"

• (Fossey) "Hey, detectives. If you don't get outta here, we're gonna cut her head off. Huh huh huh. We were playin' gynecologists and now we're playin' criminals. Huh huh. That's gay."
• (Fossey) "We're gay."

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