Life as We Know It (TV series) Quotes

Life As We Know It is a television show that debuted in 2004 on American Broadcasting Company. Life as We Know It ended in 2005.

Life As We Know It aired for 1 seasons and 13 (2 unaired) episodes. Life As We Know It is executive produced by Jeff Judah. Life As We Know It is created by Jeff Judah.

Life As We Know It is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Life As We Know It is 44 minutes long. Life As We Know It is produced by Sachs/Judah Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television (formerly Buena Vista Television).

The cast includes: Craig Ferguson as Deborah Tynan, Missy Peregrym as Jackie Bradford, Jessica Lucas as Sue Miller, Jon Foster as Ben Conner, Chris Lowell as Jonathan Fields, Sean Faris as Dino Whitman, D. B. Sweeney as Michael Whitman, Lisa Darr as Annie Whitman, and Evan Smith as Max Whitman.

Life As We Know It Quotes

Jon Foster as Ben Conner

• (Jon Foster) "I just feel like we're closer than ever."
• (Chris Lowell) "That's so great, man."
• (Jon Foster) "Thanks."
• (Sean Faris) "Could you two be any more gay?"
• (Chris Lowell) "Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay."

• (Jon Foster) "They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now."

• (Jon Foster) "Yeah, I may not get any sex but I am constantly willing to continue this discussion."

• (Jon Foster) "What am I, in season?"

• (Jon Foster) "You are not going another step, I swear to God I will take you down."
• (Chris Lowell) "And I'll help."
• (Chris Lowell) "Seriously, I will."

Sean Faris as Dino Whitman

• (Sean Faris) "Look, you really want to get back together with her, just be honest with her."
• (Chris Lowell) "About what?"
• (Sean Faris) "Everything. With friends, it's the only way."
• (Jon Foster) "I love you."
• (Sean Faris) "Shut up, okay? I know what I'm talking about."

• (Sean Faris) "Hey, what if Ben's gay?"
• (Chris Lowell) "Ben gay."

• (Sean Faris) "Have anything to say, Ben? A cheating mom? petrified penis?"

• (Sean Faris) "I have to talk to you."
• (Missy Peregrym) "About what?"
• (Sean Faris) "It's about Zoe."
• (Missy Peregrym) "Oh, my God, Dino. Don't tell me that you got her pregnant."
• (Sean Faris) "Not even close."

• (Sean Faris) "Maybe I do have a problem."

• (Sean Faris) "Do you think she's hot?"
• (D. B. Sweeney) "I don't care if it's Cheryl Tiegs."
• (Sean Faris) "Who?"

D. B. Sweeney as Michael Whitman

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Craig Ferguson as Deborah Tynan

• (Craig Ferguson) "We were so close, and now you won't even look at me."

Lisa Darr as Annie Whitman

• (Lisa Darr) "It is true?"
• (D. B. Sweeney) "What?"
• (Lisa Darr) "Are you having an affair?"
• (D. B. Sweeney) "If I was having an affair, I would be late at work, I won't bring my work home."

• (Lisa Darr) "With Dino, he has every call."

Jessica Lucas as Sue Miller

• (Jessica Lucas) "O'Keefe, are you O'kidding?"

• (Jessica Lucas) "I really have to go to the bathroom."
• (Missy Peregrym) "Oh my God, so do I. I'm dying."
• (Jessica Lucas) "No you stay here and stall my dad, I have to go find Ben."
• (Missy Peregrym) "Oh, actually I don't have to go. That was weird."

Chris Lowell as Jonathan Fields

• (Chris Lowell) "Hello?"
• (Sean Faris) "What's up, Jonathan? Hey, you want to come meet me at Jackie's game?"
• (Chris Lowell) "No, uh, I "got stuff going on.""
• (Chris Lowell) "I'm gonna get laid."
• (Sean Faris) "What?"
• (Chris Lowell) "Sex. I'm gonna get me some sex."
• (Sean Faris) "Some slacks?"
• (Chris Lowell) "No, sex. Sex."

• (Chris Lowell) "It's like, overnight you've become some kind of a sex expert."
• (Craig Ferguson) "What?"
• (Chris Lowell) "A sexpert."

• (Chris Lowell) "I just can't shake the image of you rubbing his scraggly-ass beard all over your face."
• (Craig Ferguson) "It was one time."
• (Chris Lowell) "Oooh, great, one time. Let's have a parade."

Missy Peregrym as Jackie Bradford

• (Missy Peregrym) "I really had to pee."

• (Missy Peregrym) "It's gonna rain tomorrow. We should wear hats."

Evan Smith as Max Whitman

• (Evan Smith) "I got to go."
• (Sean Faris) "He's a good little monkey."
• (Chris Lowell) "Hey, what the --"

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