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Lexx Quotes

Lexx is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1997 on Global Television Network. Lexx ended in 2002.

Lexx lasted 4 seasons and 61 (Including Season 1) episodes. It features Wolfram Tichy as producer, Tom Gallant doing voices, Marty Simon as composer, and Les Krizsan as head of cinematography. Lexx is executive produced by Paul Donovan. Lexx is created by Paul Donovan (filmmaker).

Each episode of Lexx is Season 1: about 95 minutes long. Lexx is produced by Salter Street Films.

The cast includes: Brian Downey as Stanley Tweedle, Michael McManus as Kai, Dieter Laser as Mantrid, Tom Gallant as The Lexx, and Nigel Bennett as Prince.

Lexx Quotes

Brian Downey as Stanley Tweedle

  • (Brian Downey) "That hurts."
  • (Nigel Bennett) "Does it?"
  • (Brian Downey) "Yes, it does. It hurts."
  • (Nigel Bennett) "I'm very good with pain."
  • (Brian Downey) "She's quite a woman."
  • (Michael McManus) "Quite a plant."
  • (Unnamed) "Compared to Xevariffic, she's a two. A two at best."

Michael McManus as Kai

  • (Michael McManus) "I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and apparently the fun never ends."
  • (Michael McManus) "The dead do not poo."
  • (Unnamed) "The Brunnen-G discovered eternal life, but they all died. You were the only one to survive."
  • (Michael McManus) "I did not survive."
  • (Michael McManus) "You might consider abandoning Lyekka on this planet."
  • (Brian Downey) "But I like her -- when she's not hungry anyway."
  • (Michael McManus) "I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy."
  • (Unnamed) "I want to do it."
  • (Michael McManus) "Do what?"
  • (Unnamed) ""It". I want to do "it" with you."
  • (Michael McManus) "I suspect you mean sex."
  • (Unnamed) "Exactly."
  • (Michael McManus) "My sex organ has not functioned for over two thousand years."
  • (Unnamed) "My sex organ has NEVER functioned, so we both have a lot of catching up to do."
  • (Michael McManus) "Xev, you are clearly desirable and beautiful, but to me, sex is just an intellectual concept."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care if you're dead. I don't care if you can only appreciate this in your mind. I have a hyperactive libido and I need it NOW. I can't do this alone."
  • (Michael McManus) "I can't do it at all."
  • (Unnamed) "I hate you."
  • (Unnamed) "I HATE YOU."
  • (Michael McManus) "I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen -- but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins."

Dieter Laser as Mantrid

  • (Dieter Laser) "I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe. I destroyed a Universe."
  • (Unnamed) "And we destroyed you."

Tom Gallant as The Lexx

  • (Tom Gallant) "I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. The food was good there. My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him."

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