Leprechaun 3 Quotes

Leprechaun 3 is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Leprechaun 3 ended in 1970.

It features Mark Amin, Bill Berry, Jeff Geoffray, Walter Josten, and Henry Seggerman as producer, Dennis Michael Tenney in charge of musical score, and David Lewis as head of cinematography.

Leprechaun 3 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Leprechaun 3 is 94 minutes long.

The cast includes: Warwick Davis as Leprechaun, John Gatins as Scott, Caroline Williams as Loretta, John DeMita as Fazio, Lee Armstrong as Tammy, Michael Callan as Mitch, Tom Dugan as Art, Marcelo Tubert as Gupta, and Roger Hewlett as Tony.

Leprechaun 3 Quotes

Warwick Davis as Leprechaun

• (Warwick Davis) "Ahhh -- lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches."

• (Warwick Davis) "I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing."

• (Warwick Davis) "Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy."

• (Warwick Davis) "For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick."

• (Warwick Davis) "Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road."

John DeMita as Fazio

• (John DeMita) "Oh, s***."
• (Warwick Davis) "A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. Ha ha."

• (John DeMita) "You want magic? Bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass."

• (John DeMita) "Caesar's -- Palace --"

Caroline Williams as Loretta

• (Caroline Williams) "Who the hell are you?"
• (Warwick Davis) "I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay."
• (Caroline Williams) "What do you want?"
• (Warwick Davis) "Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall."
• (Caroline Williams) "What are you talking about?"
• (Warwick Davis) "Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here."

Lee Armstrong as Tammy

• (Lee Armstrong) "Sorry I'm late, Fazio."
• (John DeMita) "I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on."
• (Lee Armstrong) "You're a magician, not the Pope."

• (Lee Armstrong) "Let me go, you son of a bitch."
• (Warwick Davis) "Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul."

John Gatins as Scott

• (John Gatins) "Excuse me, where can I cash a check?"
• (Michael Callan) "You old enough to be in here, kid?"
• (Michael Callan) "Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me."

• (John Gatins) "Have you ever blown a rod before?"
• (Lee Armstrong) "I beg your pardon?"
• (John Gatins) "The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods -- You don't want to know this, right?"
• (Lee Armstrong) "No, actually, I don't."

• (John Gatins) "There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin."
• (Waitress) "Metallica. No, wait -- White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds."
• (John Gatins) "What the hell did I just say?"

• (Doctor) "Now listen to me. This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?"
• (John Gatins) "Do ya take Green Cross?"

• (John Gatins) "Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME. Hello?"

Tom Dugan as Art

• (Tom Dugan) "What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their s*** together."

• (Tom Dugan) "Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like?"

Marcelo Tubert as Gupta

• (Lucky) "He's a good luck charm."
• (Marcelo Tubert) "Yes, I can see it's working very well."

Michael Callan as Mitch

• (Michael Callan) "Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus; this table is now closed."

Roger Hewlett as Tony

• (Roger Hewlett) "Look sharp, be sharp."
• (Tom Dugan) "No, tell him the other thing. The threat thing."
• (Roger Hewlett) "Oh. You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you."
• (Michael Callan) "What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you."

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