Leprechaun 2 Quotes

Leprechaun 2 is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Leprechaun 2 ended in 1970.

It features Donald P. Borchers, Mark Amin, Mark Jones, and Michael Prescott as producer, Jonathan Elias in charge of musical score, and Jane Castle as head of cinematography.

Leprechaun 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Leprechaun 2 is 85 minutes long. Leprechaun 2 is distributed by Trimark Pictures.

The cast includes: Sandy Baron as Morty, Charlie Heath as Cody, Warwick Davis as Leprechaun, Clint Howard as Tourist, Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun, and Shevonne Durkin as Bridget.

Leprechaun 2 Quotes

Sandy Baron as Morty

• (Sandy Baron) "Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?"

• (Sandy Baron) "I should've returned that book to the library five years ago. I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist."
• (Warwick Davis) "What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?"

• (Sandy Baron) "Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer."

• (Sandy Baron) "They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it."
• (Charlie Heath) "Me? That's crazy."
• (Sandy Baron) "That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?"
• (Charlie Heath) "A leprechaun did it."
• (Sandy Baron) "Maybe I should call the cops."

Charlie Heath as Cody

• (Charlie Heath) "Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?"
• (Sandy Baron) "Damn right."

• (Charlie Heath) "You should've been an actor."
• (Sandy Baron) "There's no money in it."

• (Charlie Heath) "Sure, walk away. I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya."

• (Charlie Heath) "Oh by the way, that was the final resting place of Bela Lugosi."
• (Clint Howard) "Then who the hell was that?"
• (Charlie Heath) "Um, his stepdaughter Stella Lugosi."

• (Charlie Heath) "You can't drive the tour."
• (Sandy Baron) "Why not?"
• (Charlie Heath) "Because you're plastered."
• (Sandy Baron) "What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one."
• (Charlie Heath) "I know, never turn down a paying customer."
• (Sandy Baron) "I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse."
• (Sandy Baron) "Of course, there's always rule number two."
• (Charlie Heath) "Which is?"
• (Sandy Baron) "Never kill a paying customer."

Warwick Davis as Leprechaun

• (Warwick Davis) "A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones."

• (Warwick Davis) "A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride. Ha ha ha ha ha. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

• (Warwick Davis) "She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

• (Warwick Davis) "Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun."

• (Warwick Davis) "I'm not an elf and I'm not a dwarf. I'm a leprechaun."

• (Warwick Davis) "Do you wish me out of the safe?"
• (Sandy Baron) "Yes, goddammit. I wish you out of the safe. Where the hell are you?"
• (Warwick Davis) "You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?"

• (Warwick Davis) "We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."

• (Warwick Davis) "A leprechaun's home has many surprises."

• (Warwick Davis) "Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night."

• (Warwick Davis) "You lose."

• (Warwick Davis) "Kiss me, I'm Irish."

• (Warwick Davis) "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

• (Warwick Davis) "Scream as you may. Scream as you might. If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."

• (Warwick Davis) "Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre CAN. Mph. Cahn."

Shevonne Durkin as Bridget

• (Shevonne Durkin) "How did you know it wasn't me you gave the coin to before?"
• (Charlie Heath) "He kisses differently than you."

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