Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde Quotes

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Legally Blonde 2: Red, White &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features David Nicksay, Marc E. Platt, Jennifer Simpson, Stephen Traxler, and Reese Witherspoon as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Elliot Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is 95 minutes long. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Jennifer Coolidge as Paulette, Luke Wilson as Emmett, Reese Witherspoon as Elle, J. Barton as Timothy McGinn, Mary Lynn Rajskub as Reena, Masi Oka as Congresswoman, Bob Newhart as Sid, and Octavia Spencer as Security Guard.

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde Quotes

Bob Newhart as Sid

• (Bob Newhart) "Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "It's a thrill to be here."

• (Bob Newhart) "An honest voice is louder then a crowd's."

Reese Witherspoon as Elle

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I'm here to speak for those who can't speak for themselves."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oooooh. Nice briefcase."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day."
• (Bob Newhart) "I hate that feeling, whatever that means."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Who wants to talk animal testing?"
• (J. Barton) "Write a bill, Britney."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You blocked this bill, nobody else and I want to know why."
• (Rep. Rudd) "why? Why does anything happen in Washington, survival. You have no idea what it takes to get here, to stay here. The money it takes. And it just so happens my chief financial contributor happens to have purchased half-share in a major cosmetics company, and THEY want to continue testing on animals. So much so that they are willing to backroll my opponent in next years elections if I did not kill YOUR bill."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "I trusted you. I looked up to you."
• (Rep. Rudd) "I can't do anyone any good if I'm no longer here."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "But you're not doing anybody any good. Nobody in your district. Not even yourself."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, my God. I almost forgot."
• (Detective Finchley) "You want me to what?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "A biological birth parent search."
• (Detective Finchley) "For your dog?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "For my Chihuahua-American Bruiser Woods. I found him abandoned years ago."
• (Detective Finchley) "Miss, I'm the highest-paid most sought after private investigator in the greater Boston area."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "And that's precisely why we came to you, Detective. It is absolutely vital that we find Bruiser's mother, and pronto. His father might be a little more difficult. You know dogs."
• (Detective Finchley) "May I ask why?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Of course. "Martha Stewart Weddings" recommends a 4 to 6-week window for RSVPs and naturally I can't send the invitation without an address. And the sooner I get started on all that calligraphy, really, the better."
• (Detective Finchley) "You wanna send an invitation to your wedding to your dog' mother. Are you serious?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Detective, if I have to make room for my second cousin's vegan diet coach, you better believe I'm gonna make room for the mother of the one loving creature who's always been there for me. In fact, I can't believe I haven't done this sooner."
• (Detective Finchley) "I'm thinking the same thing."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Hi everyone."
• (J. Barton) "Look, it's Capitol Barbie."
• (Mary Lynn Rajskub) "She's so shiny."

• (Stanford Marks) "You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes"

• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, Bruiser. Your mother lives at the top secret VERSACE think-tank. I told you they had one."

Masi Oka as Congresswoman

• (Masi Oka) "You have the full support of the Sunshine State."
• (Jennifer Coolidge) "Yay for Ohio."

Luke Wilson as Emmett

• (Luke Wilson) "You know what I thought when I first met you?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "God, that woman wears a lot of pink?"

• (Luke Wilson) "Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do -- I do -- feels good."

• (Luke Wilson) "You fall asleep during the West Wing."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?"

Jennifer Coolidge as Paulette

• (Jennifer Coolidge) "Ooh -- the bend and snap. I did that last night naked. I broke a window though."

• (Jennifer Coolidge) "Who's ready to discharge?"

• (Jennifer Coolidge) "You look like the Fourth of July. Makes me want a hot dog real bad."

Octavia Spencer as Security Guard

• (Octavia Spencer) "No, ma'am. Unless you have a pass, you cannot go up there."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Lucky I always keep it on me. Hold on. It's right here. There you go."
• (Octavia Spencer) "What is it?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "It's my double platinium VVIP VERSACE Preferred Customer identification card, of course. Available only to those that have shopped on at least five continents. If that fails to satisfy you, you can also contact Billy Dailey, head of customer relations."
• (Octavia Spencer) "You got the wrong VERSACE, lady."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Really? So Donatella's not here?"

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