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Lawn Dogs Quotes

Lawn Dogs is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Lawn Dogs completed its run in 1970.

It features Duncan Kenworthy as producer, Trevor Jones (composer) in charge of musical score, and Elliot Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Lawn Dogs is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Lawn Dogs is 101 minutes long. Lawn Dogs is distributed by Rank Organisation (UK).

The cast includes: Mischa Barton as Devon, Sam Rockwell as Trent Burns, Sam Rockwell as Trent, Christopher McDonald as Morton Stockard, and David Barry Gray as Brett.

Lawn Dogs Quotes

Mischa Barton as Devon

  • (Mischa Barton) "I'm not a princess."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "Yeah, well I'm still piss poor."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Home is in my hands."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Is that a '65 Ford? The '65 F100 is the best motor Ford ever made. Is it three-on-a-tree?"
  • (Sam Rockwell) "Yeah."
  • (Mischa Barton) "My uncle had a truck like that. He was Russian. From Indiana. Born on the wrong side of the train."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "Wrong side of the "tracks"."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Right. He said the mounts were going bad on the truck, so one night, he drove it into Spoon river -- never drove back out."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "What a shame."
  • (Mischa Barton) "That's what my aunt said."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "You can rebuild the mounts. I did it."
  • (Mischa Barton) "I don't like children. They smell like TV."
  • (Mischa Barton) "People say you're trash. Trash is something you put a lid on because it stinks. You don't smell so bad."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "That made my day."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they're never the same."
  • (Mischa Barton) "Go ahead, make my day."

Sam Rockwell as Trent Burns

  • (Sam Rockwell) "Okay, it's about time for you to head on home."
  • (Mischa Barton) "I told my mom I'd spend the night at Tracey Kellar's. Do you know Tracey Kellar?"
  • (Mischa Barton) "Neither do I."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "Whatever you piss in is yours for life."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "What you piss in is yours for life."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "Trees don't give a damn about people."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "I don't like ribbons, and I got me a hangover."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "You're not old enough"
  • (Mischa Barton) "It's not my tits I want to show you, stupid."

Christopher McDonald as Morton Stockard

  • (Christopher McDonald) "A popular girl is never bored. Or boring."
  • (Christopher McDonald) "She could at least pretend to be happy. I mean, when I was a kid that's what you did for your parents."

David Barry Gray as Brett

  • (David Barry Gray) "That man there isn't just mowin' lawns. He's got a plan."
  • (Sean Torrance) "First out lawns, then our women."

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