Laverne and Shirley Quotes

Laverne & Shirley is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1976 on American Broadcasting Company. Laverne &amp ended its run in 1983.

Laverne & Shirley aired for 8 seasons and 178 episodes. It features Norman Gimbel, and Charles Fox as theme composer, and John Beal; Frank Comstock, Charles Fox, and Jack Hayes as composer. Laverne & Shirley is created by Garry Marshall; Lowell Ganz; Mark Rothman.

Laverne & Shirley is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Laverne & Shirley is 22-24 minutes long. Laverne & Shirley is produced by Henderson Productions; Miller-Boyett Productions, Miller-Milkis-Boyett Productions, and Paramount Television and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

Laverne & Shirley Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ahhhh. I just said bet your buns to a nun."

• (Unnamed) "I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it."

• (Unnamed) "Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear?"
• (Unnamed) "Is there something wrong with this?"
• (Unnamed) "Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little. Put the goods in the window. That's what Big Rosie does."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, what's with all the tropical flora?"
• (Unnamed) "Didn't you used to date her?"
• (Unnamed) "Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca."

• (Unnamed) "Wanda Titlebaum --"

• (Unnamed) "I once met Eddie Fisher."
• (Unnamed) "Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it."

• (Unnamed) "What did you call that woman again?"
• (Unnamed) "Banana-face."
• (Unnamed) "People do not like to be called fruit."

• (Unnamed) "I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh."
• (Unnamed) "You vo-dee-OH --"

• (Unnamed) "Laverne. The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own."
• (Unnamed) "I like bringin' my own -- then I know what I'm gettin'."

• (Unnamed) "Laverne --"
• (Unnamed) "Hmm?"
• (Unnamed) "I just thought of something awful."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake -- what can I tell her?"
• (Unnamed) "A lot more than most mothers."

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