Last Tango in Paris Quotes

Last Tango in Paris is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Last Tango in Paris completed its run in 1970.

It features Alberto Grimaldi as producer, Gato Barbieri in charge of musical score, and Vittorio Storaro as head of cinematography.

Last Tango in Paris is recorded in English, and French and originally aired in Italy, and France. Each episode of Last Tango in Paris is 129 minutes, and 250 minutes long. Last Tango in Paris is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Marlon Brando as Paul, Maria Schneider as Jeanne, and Massimo Girotti as Marcel.

Last Tango in Paris Quotes

Marlon Brando as Paul

• (Marlon Brando) "Well, first you have to take a hot bath and if you don't you're gonna get pneumonia. Right? -- and then you know what happens? You get pneumonia -- and then you know what happens? You die. And then, you know what happens then when you die? I get to f*** the dead rat."

• (Marlon Brando) "I'll show you this family's secrets."

• (Marlon Brando) "Anyway, to make a long, dull story even duller, I come from a time when a guy like me used to come into a joint like this and pick up a young chick like you and -- call her a 'bimbo'."

• (Marlon Brando) "Go, get the butter."

• (Marlon Brando) "Listen, that's not a subway strap, that's me cock."

• (Marlon Brando) "I'm awfully sorry to intrude, but I was so -- struck with your beauty that I thought perhaps I could offer you a glass of champagne. Is this seat taken?"
• (Maria Schneider) "No."

• (Marlon Brando) "You started grabbing his joint?"
• (Maria Schneider) "Your crazy."
• (Marlon Brando) "Well, he touched you, didn't he?"
• (Maria Schneider) "I never let him. Never."
• (Marlon Brando) "Ugh. Liar, liar, pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire."
• (Marlon Brando) "You mean to tell me he didn't touch you? Look at me straight in the face and say, 'He didn't touch me.'"
• (Maria Schneider) "No, he touched me, but the way he did it."
• (Marlon Brando) "Aha. The way he did it."

• (Marlon Brando) "You ran through Africa and Asia and Indonesia, and now I found you -- and I love you. I want to know your name."
• (Maria Schneider) "Jeanne."

• (Marlon Brando) "You know in 15 years, you're going to be playing soccer with your tits. What do you think of that?"

• (Marlon Brando) "f***ing GOD."

• (Marlon Brando) "Beauty of mine, sit before me. Let me peruse you and remember you -- always like this."

• (Marlon Brando) "I'll save the asshole for you."

• (Marlon Brando) "Rosa -- I'm sorry, I -- I just; I can't stand it to see these god**** things on your face."
• (Marlon Brando) "You never wore make-up -- this f***ing s***."
• (Marlon Brando) "I'm gonna take this off your mouth, this; this lipstick --"
• (Marlon Brando) "Rosa; oh GOD. I'm sorry. I; I don't know why you did it. I'd do it too, if I knew how -- I just don't know how -- I have to -- have to find a way --"

• (Marlon Brando) "How do you like your hero? Over easy or sunny side up?"

• (Marlon Brando) "Our marriage was nothing more than a foxhole for you. And all it took for you to get out was a 10 cent razor and a tub full of water. You cheap, god****, f***ing, godforsaken whore, I hope you rot in hell. You're worse than the dirtiest street pig anybody could ever find anywhere, and you know why? You know why? Because you lied. You lied to me and I trusted you."
• (Marlon Brando) "You lied and you knew you were lying. Go on, tell me you didn't lie. Haven't you got anything to say about that? You can think up something, can't you? Go on, tell me something. Go on, smile, you c***."
• (Marlon Brando) "Go on, tell me -- tell me something sweet. Smile at me and say I just misunderstood. Go on, tell me. You pig-f***er -- you god****, f***ing, pig-f***ing liar."

• (Marlon Brando) "I could dance forever. Oh, my hemorrhoid."

• (Marlon Brando) "I'm going to get yoooooooou. Bimboooooo."

Maria Schneider as Jeanne

• (Maria Schneider) "Why do you hate women?"
• (Marlon Brando) "Because either they always pretend to know who I am, or they pretend I don't know who they are, and that's very boring."

• (Maria Schneider) "I don't know his name --"

• (Maria Schneider) "Olympia is the personification of domestic virtue: faithful, economic and racist."

• (Maria Schneider) "Love is not pop."

• (Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne) "How did you find it?"
• (Maria Schneider) "By chance."
• (Tom - un cinéaste, le fiancé de Jeanne) "We'll change everything."
• (Maria Schneider) "Everything. We'll turn chance into destiny."

• (Maria Schneider) "Why don't you go back in America?"
• (Marlon Brando) "I don't know, bad memories, I guess."

• (Maria Schneider) "Let's drink a toast to our life in the hotel."
• (Marlon Brando) "No f*** all that. Hey listen. Let's drink a toast to our life in the country."
• (Maria Schneider) "You're a nature lover? You didn't tell me that."
• (Marlon Brando) "Oh, for christ sake -- I'm nature boy. Can't you see me with the cows and the chickens*** all over me? Huh?"
• (Maria Schneider) "Oh, that's right. To the cows."
• (Marlon Brando) "Cow."
• (Maria Schneider) "I will be your cow too."
• (Marlon Brando) "I get to milk you twice a day. How about that?"

Massimo Girotti as Marcel

• (Massimo Girotti) "This is my secret. 30 times every morning."
• (Marlon Brando) "Really, Marcello, I really don't know what she saw in you."

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