Laser Mission Quotes

Laser Mission is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Laser Mission stopped airing in 1970.

It features Hans Kühle Sr. as producer, David Knopfler in charge of musical score, and Hans Kühle, Jr. as head of cinematography.

Laser Mission is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Laser Mission is 84 minutes long. Laser Mission is distributed by Turner Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Debi A. Monahan as Alissa, Brandon Lee as Michael Gold, and Ernest Borgnine as Prof. Braun.

Laser Mission Quotes

Brandon Lee as Michael Gold

• (Brandon Lee) "I never put price tags on women. It's much more fun taking them off."
• (Debi A. Monahan) "Some things come off very easily."
• (Brandon Lee) "Such as?"
• (Debi A. Monahan) "Such as -- your head if you don't stick to business."

• (Brandon Lee) "My name is Michael Gold, I represent a group of concerned citizens in the United States. Sir --"
• (Ernest Borgnine) "Oh --"
• (Brandon Lee) "You are fond of birds."

• (Brandon Lee) "I just dropped in to say -- bon appetite."

Debi A. Monahan as Alissa

• (Debi A. Monahan) "Oh, such a gentleman."
• (Brandon Lee) "Oh, such a bitch."

• (Debi A. Monahan) "I'm Alissa Braun. How do you think I am? I'm hot, I'm tired, I'm hungry and I'm thirsty and I'm walking around in these high heels all day and I have blisters on my feet. And quit asking me such stupid questions, all right? And let me tell you something else, buster, you're not my idea of a dream date. You asshole."
• (Brandon Lee) "That's Mr. Asshole to you."

Ernest Borgnine as Prof. Braun

• (Ernest Borgnine) "You see, with the Varbeek diamond and my laser, I can create a nuclear weapon."

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