La Chèvre Quotes

La Chèvre is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . La Chèvre completed its run in 1970.

It features Alain Poiré as producer, and Vladimir Cosma in charge of musical score.

La Chèvre is recorded in French language and originally aired in France. Each episode of La Chèvre is 95 minutes long.

The cast includes: Pedro Armendáriz Jr. as The Captain, Gérard Depardieu as Campana, André Valardy as Meyer, Pierre Richard as François Perrin, Jorge Luke as Arbal, and Sergio Calderón as Prisoner.

La Chèvre Quotes

Jorge Luke as Arbal

• (Jorge Luke) "Nothing but trouble -- I knew it."

Pierre Richard as François Perrin

• (Pierre Richard) "You've been unlucky so far, but with me that will change."

• (Pierre Richard) "Your shoestring --"
• (Gérard Depardieu) "I broke it."
• (Pierre Richard) "It's no tragedy."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "It's a sign."
• (Pierre Richard) "A sign of what?"
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Never mind."

• (Pierre Richard) "Okay, you have no memory for faces; it's no tragedy."

• (Pierre Richard) "I like her -- she helped me up when I was electrocuted."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Electrocuted?"
• (Pierre Richard) "At the office, plugging in the orange juice machine."
• (Pierre Richard) "I got juice, all right."

• (Pierre Richard) "So much has happened to me since I met you."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "To me too."

• (Pierre Richard) "Do you like to fly? I love to, but last time we had a problem -- we almost crashed. It was at Orly; the wing flaps got stuck. We nosed into a field."
• (Pierre Richard) "Happens often, it seems."

• (Pierre Richard) "s***. I lost a shoe."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Don't you ever rest?"

Gérard Depardieu as Campana

• (Gérard Depardieu) "You need this more than I do."

• (Gérard Depardieu) "Did an earthquake do this?"
• (Pierre Richard) "Or a tornado. It reminds me of my parents' house. They had one near Paris."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "A tornado in Paris?"
• (Pierre Richard) "No, I left the gas on and --"

• (Gérard Depardieu) "I don't believe in bad luck. Bulls***."
• (André Valardy) "You heard of Eugene Delacroix, the painter?"
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Yes."
• (André Valardy) "At three, he was nearly strangled by a curtain cord. Then his mosquito net caught fire; he was badly burned. While he was recovering, he was dropped into some water. By a miracle, he was saved but then he choked on some grapes. That is all absolutely true; Delacroix is an example of incredible bad luck."

• (Gérard Depardieu) "What's happening now?"
• (Pierre Richard) "I don't know -- I'm sinking."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Why?"
• (Pierre Richard) "I don't know why."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Stop clowning when I talk to you."
• (Pierre Richard) "I'm not clowning. I'm really sinking."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Why aren't I sinking?"
• (Pierre Richard) "You're on good sand and I'm in quicksand. You're the one who wanted a short cut."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "And you don't even react?"
• (Pierre Richard) "If I do, I'll go in farther -- everyone knows that."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "Perrin, they didn't show any quicksand on the map."
• (Pierre Richard) "Then it's time they did."

• (Gérard Depardieu) "Life was a bore before I met you."

André Valardy as Meyer

• (André Valardy) "Until we have proof she's dead, I won't believe it. She';s had too much bad luck for us to give up hope. She has a fantastic guardian angel. He's had so much work with her that he's an expert. We've got to trust him."

• (André Valardy) "A man like you can't do it; you're normal. But an unlucky guy will slip on the same banana peels she does. He can find her."

• (André Valardy) "He was hired two years ago. I tested him then; I've observed him since. He's phenomenal."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "He looks normal, though."
• (André Valardy) "He was a seven-month baby, and guess what happened to his incubator? It broke down."

Sergio Calderón as Prisoner

• (Sergio Calderón) "Here they come. They'll pick one of us at random and beat him to a pulp. That's their idea of fun."
• (Pierre Richard) "What'd he day?"
• (Gérard Depardieu) "They'll beat one of us up."
• (Pierre Richard) "Why stare at me that way?"

Pedro Armendáriz Jr. as The Captain

• (Pedro Armendáriz Jr.) "This must not be his day."
• (Gérard Depardieu) "It's never his day."

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