Kung Pow! Enter the Fist Quotes

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kung Pow! Enter the Fist stopped airing in 1970.

It features Steve Oedekerk, Tom Koranda, and Paul Marshal as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and John J. Connor as head of cinematography.

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is 83 minutes long. Kung Pow! Enter the Fist is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Hui Lou Chen as Master Tang, Lau Kar-wing as Wimp Lo, Ling Ling Tse as Ling, Steve Oedekerk as Chosen One, Chi Ma as Master Doe, Nasty Nes as Henchman, and Jennifer Tung as Whoa.

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist Quotes

Steve Oedekerk as Chosen One

• (Steve Oedekerk) "Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was beginning to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I need gopher-chucks."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "His powers are greater than mine."
• (Mu Shu Fasa) "Yes, plus when you got hit with his iron claw you DID scream like a wussy."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I -- will -- not -- be stopped -- by a tiny little net."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Just reverse the capture method, and yeah."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "Master Tang I have traveled many miles to meet you."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "How many miles? Would you say 10 million?"

• (Steve Oedekerk) "I'll take a pound of nuts."
• (Unnamed) "That's a lot of nuts. That'll be four bucks, baby. You want fries with that?"

• (Master Betty) "That's right. The Evil Council are aliens."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "They're French."
• (Master Betty) "Ha, ha. Stinky pits and all, baby."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "It's going to be OK, boy."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Not, it's not."

• (Steve Oedekerk) "But, isn't Betty a woman's name?"

Hui Lou Chen as Master Tang

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Prepare the long rubber glove."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe; I wonder where my glove will go?"

• (Hui Lou Chen) "At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws -- THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Chosen One, do I look all right?"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Yeah -- sure."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "On a scale of one to ten?"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Hmmm, one."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats people up while he plays it."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one."
• (Chi Ma) "There will be a chosen one."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "He then told me of the significance."
• (Chi Ma) "It will be significant."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "And then he killed the dog."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed?"
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next --"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "No wait, please."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "If you insist."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Hmm, should have gone with (a)."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Hey, is someone going to come get me? There's, like, a hawk or something."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Oh dear. That's not good. Uh, Mr. Hawk? Can you please stop eating my leg? Oh my."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Hey. It's not funny. What's so; ? He's a predator, for crying out loud."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Hey, just because the screen turned black, doesn't mean he's stopped. He's still eating me. I promise. Somebody get me a stick. Save the whales."

• (Unnamed) "Why, I ought'ta --"
• (Hui Lou Chen) "No. He would kill you like a small dog. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata -- hiding amongst the candy -- hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Please forgive Wimp Lo. He is an idiot."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin. Ba na na na na. Neo. Ba na na na na na na. Sporin."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you?"

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito --"
• (Unnamed) "Nacho, Burrito --"

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Oh, again with the squeaky shoes."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Again, with feeling."
• (Unnamed) "One of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra. It's lacy. And cute."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "I know you seek The Chosen One. And I know what you did to his family."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "And now, I'm going to beat you up."
• (Master Betty) "Do you need a glass of water, or something? Geez, at least cover your mouth. We're all going to catch it."

• (Hui Lou Chen) "Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong -- as a joke."

Lau Kar-wing as Wimp Lo

• (Lau Kar-wing) "I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "If you've got an ass I'll kick it."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?"
• (Ling Ling Tse) "Hmn-hmn. Well, twice."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "Ha. Face to foot style, how do you like it?"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
• (Lau Kar-wing) "Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "Leap that wall, if you're so great."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "My finger points."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

• (Lau Kar-wing) "Who is that?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know."

Ling Ling Tse as Ling

• (Ling Ling Tse) "Please, stop. Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his --"

• (Ling Ling Tse) "You think losing is winning."

• (Ling Ling Tse) "But Chosen One, I'd like to help you, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I just can't. I won't. WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "He wasn't at the restaurant, do you know where he is?"
• (Ling Ling Tse) "No, I won't tell. Stay, stay and live, live a life with me. WEE-OOH."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Look Ling, those curly Qs in your hair make me so hot I can't think straight."
• (Ling Ling Tse) "You'll never make it. Never make it. Never make it. Never make it, never. Don't you see you can't make it?"
• (Steve Oedekerk) "I implore you to reconsider."
• (Ling Ling Tse) "Hmmmmm, OK."

• (Ling Ling Tse) "He was my father my entire life, we were friends, I loved him, and now he's dead-except for his hair and nails-dead, Waaaach --."

• (Ling Ling Tse) "I'm a teeny tiny horny honey."

• (Master Betty) "Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda."
• (Ling Ling Tse) "I hope they have Icees."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "I have chosen the large tub."
• (Lau Kar-wing) "My nipples look like Milk Duds."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy."

Jennifer Tung as Whoa

• (Jennifer Tung) "Do it for your family, and so I can be in the sequel."
• (Mu Shu Fasa) "Stars above, aliens, was I right or what? Oh, you have to open your mouth."

Chi Ma as Master Doe

• (Chi Ma) "I have a mortal wound."
• (Hui Lou Chen) "Where? Where does it hurt?"
• (Chi Ma) "Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot."

• (Chi Ma) "Wait. You are not ready."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Who are you?"
• (Chi Ma) "Ling's father. Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh Wee-Ohh-Wee."
• (Steve Oedekerk) "Oh, dear."

• (Chi Ma) "Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?"
• (Hui Lou Chen) "No. I do not understand."

Nasty Nes as Henchman

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