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Kung Fu Hustle Quotes

Kung Fu Hustle is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kung Fu Hustle ended in 1970.

It features Stephen Chow, Chui Po-chu, and Jeffrey Lau as producer, Raymond Wong (composer) in charge of musical score, and Poon Hang-sang as head of cinematography.

Kung Fu Hustle is recorded in Cantonese and originally aired in Hong Kong. Each episode of Kung Fu Hustle is 98 minutes long. Kung Fu Hustle is distributed by Columbia Pictures (International).

The cast includes: Stephen Chow as Sing, Danny Chan Kwok-kwan as Brother Sum, and Dong Zhihua as Donut.

Kung Fu Hustle Quotes

Stephen Chow as Sing

  • (Stephen Chow) "They look like two gravediggers taking one of their customers for a walk."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Fat woman, you're in charge here, right?"
  • (Landlady) "Fat woman, my ass."
  • (Stephen Chow) "I'm with the Axe Gang."
  • (Landlady) "Axe Gang, my ass."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Boss."
  • (Landlady) "Boss, my ass."
  • (Stephen Chow) "You have to pay our medical bills."
  • (Landlady) "Bills, my ass."
  • (Stephen Chow) "We're on the same side."
  • (Landlady) "Same side, my ass."
  • (Stephen Chow) "A snake."
  • (Landlady) "Snake, my ass."
  • (Sing's Sidekick) "Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing."
  • (Stephen Chow) "I never knew you were so deep."
  • (Stephen Chow) "All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Erg -- Well, I'll let you try one."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Ack."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw."
  • (Landlady) "Who threw a handle?"
  • (Stephen Chow) "Quick. Take this cage of snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved."
  • (Stephen Chow) "You idiot. Now what am I supposed to do?"
  • (Sing's Sidekick) "Try whistling. I've heard that helps."
  • (Stephen Chow) "NO SOCCER."
  • (Sing's Sidekick) "You gave him your life savings?"
  • (Stephen Chow) "Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer -- but this was a chance for world peace."
  • (Stephen Chow) "I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer."
  • (Sing's Sidekick) "Ice cream."
  • (Stephen Chow) "Where?"
  • (The Beast) "What is the name of your technique?"
  • (Stephen Chow) "You wanna learn? I will teach you."

Dong Zhihua as Donut

  • (Dong Zhihua) "With great power comes great responsibility --"
  • (Landlady) "Donut, you are badly hurt. You must keep still."
  • (Dong Zhihua) "This could be the end of a beautiful friendship."
  • (Landlord) "Oh, Donut. Tomorrow is another day."
  • (Dong Zhihua) "What are you prepared to do?"
  • (Landlord) "We can't understand what you're saying."

Danny Chan Kwok-kwan as Brother Sum

  • (Danny Chan Kwok-kwan) "A bum like that could come in handy."
  • (Danny Chan Kwok-kwan) "Don't block my view."

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