Kuffs Quotes

Kuffs is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Kuffs stopped airing in 1970.

It features Raynold Gideon as producer, Harold Faltermeyer in charge of musical score, and Thomas Del Ruth as head of cinematography.

Kuffs is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kuffs is 102 minutes long. Kuffs is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Tony Goldwyn as Ted Bukovsky, Christian Slater as George Kuffs, Milla Jovovich as Maya, Milla Jovovich as Mrs. Carlton, and Leon Rippy as Kane.

Kuffs Quotes

Christian Slater as George Kuffs

• (Christian Slater) "Now I hate to repeat myself, so, you're all under arrest, come out in front of the cars, and lay down on the ground or something."
• (Tony Goldwyn) "Yeah, that's good."

• (Christian Slater) "What can they possibly see in a man who dresses that badly?"
• (Tony Goldwyn) "Say you're not gonna follow him -- I think we should follow the cab."

• (Christian Slater) "Why are we doing so much running? Aren't we all going to be in cars?"

• (Christian Slater) "I got women to do, places to see."

• (Christian Slater) "I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets."
• (Gun Salesman) "God bless you, young man."
• (Christian Slater) "I always wanted a gun --"
• (Gun Salesman) "Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe."
• (Christian Slater) "Got one that holds more?"
• (Gun Salesman) "No."
• (Christian Slater) "I'll take two."

• (Christian Slater) "Hey, asshole. Yes, you. Look, if you're gonna jump, jump. Otherwise, use the bridge like everyone else. You're screwin' up traffic down there."

• (Unnamed) "It's a twelve-gauge pump, boys. He's only got three shots. They can't get us all."
• (Christian Slater) "Well, now we know he can add --"
• (Christian Slater) "And he can subtract. So who wants to be next here?"

Milla Jovovich as Maya

• (Milla Jovovich) "George --"
• (Christian Slater) "Uh huh."
• (Milla Jovovich) "I'm pregnant, George."
• (Christian Slater) "Are you sure?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Yes."
• (Christian Slater) "Well, how long?"
• (Milla Jovovich) "Over 2 months."

• (Milla Jovovich) "What happened here?"
• (Christian Slater) "Termites."

Leon Rippy as Kane

• (Leon Rippy) "We had an agreement, kid. I paid you this morning."
• (Christian Slater) "Yeah, you hired me to protect your interests and I fully intend to do that. You see, I also have a deal with Mr. Chang and, right now, you're on his property, that's why I have to ask you to leave."
• (Leon Rippy) "Don't mess with me, kid --"
• (Christian Slater) "You see, if Mr. Chang were on your property and he was leaning on you, I'd ask him to leave, and then if he didn't do it fast enough, I'd pull my gun out of its holster-"
• (Christian Slater) "-just like this, and shout, "Do we have an understanding or do you want to see if you can breathe through your forehead?""

Tony Goldwyn as Ted Bukovsky

• (Tony Goldwyn) "Next time shit before you sign in. Shit. Sign in. In the car."
• (Christian Slater) "Am I gonna be tested on this later?"

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