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Kramer vs. Kramer Quotes

Kramer vs. Kramer is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Kramer vs. Kramer ended in 1970.

It features Richard Fischoff as producer, Paul Gemignani in charge of musical score, and NĂ©stor Almendros as head of cinematography.

Kramer vs. Kramer is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kramer vs. Kramer is 104 minutes long. Kramer vs. Kramer is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Justin Henry as Billy Kramer, Dustin Hoffman as Ted Kramer, JoBeth Williams as Phyllis Bernard, Jane Alexander as Margaret Phelps, and Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer.

Kramer vs. Kramer Quotes

Dustin Hoffman as Ted Kramer

  • (Dustin Hoffman) "How was school today?"
  • (Justin Henry) "Same as usual."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Hey, I see the Knicks finally won a game, what do you know?"
  • (Justin Henry) "I don't care."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "What do you mean?"
  • (Justin Henry) "I like Boston."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Boston? Why do you like Boston?"
  • (Justin Henry) "'Cause Mommy's from Boston."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "So the other morning, I'm at the refrigerator -- you know, getting Billy ready for school. So I'm just in my underwear and he notices I've lost weight. And he comes in and pats me. He comes up to here"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) ", and he says "Daddy, you've really lost a lot of weight", he looks up at me and he says "And it's all gone to your nose.""
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "He was so cute. You know?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Margaret, I just need to know something. Did you put Joanna up to this?"
  • (Jane Alexander) "No, I did not put Joanna up to this."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Give her a little pep talk, maybe?"
  • (Jane Alexander) "Joanna is a very unhappy woman and it took a lot of courage to walk out this door."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "How much courage does it take to walk out on your kid?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Hi, what's up? Tell me. What? What's the matter?"
  • (Meryl Streep) "I woke up this morning, kept thinking about Billy and I was thinking about him waking up in his room with his little clouds all around that I painted and I thought I should have painted clouds downtown because then he would think that he was waking up at home. I came here to take my son home. And I realized he already is home."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You go right back and put that right back until you finish your dinner -- I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't -- Hey. Don't you dare -- Don't you DARE do that. You hear me? Hold it right there. You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that -- Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN."
  • (Justin Henry) "Ow. You're hurting me."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "OW. Don't you kick me."
  • (Justin Henry) "I hate you."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You're no bargain either, pal. You are a spoiled, rotten little brat and I'll tell you right now --"
  • (Justin Henry) "I hate you."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "And I hate you back, you little shit."
  • (Justin Henry) "I want my mommy."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm all you got."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Listen why don't you go upstairs and see him and I'll wait here."
  • (Meryl Streep) "How do I look?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "You look terrific."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Come on now, what about Billy?"
  • (Meryl Streep) "I'm not taking him with me. I'm no good for him. I'm terrible with him. I have no patience. He's better off without me."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Joanna, please."
  • (Meryl Streep) "And I don't love you anymore."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Where are you going?"
  • (Meryl Streep) "I don't know."

Justin Henry as Billy Kramer

  • (Justin Henry) "Daddy?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah?"
  • (Justin Henry) "I'm sorry."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I'm sorry too. I want you to go to sleep because it's really late."
  • (Justin Henry) "Daddy?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Now what is it?"
  • (Justin Henry) "Are you going away?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "No. I'm staying here with you. You can't get rid of me that easy."
  • (Justin Henry) "That's why Mommy left, isn't it? Because I was bad?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Is that what you think? No. That's not it, Billy. Your mom loves you very much -- and the reason she left has nothing to do with you. I don't know if this will make sense, but I'll try to explain it to you. I think the reason why Mommy left -- was because for a long time -- I kept trying to make her be a certain kind of person. A certain kind of wife that I thought she was supposed to be. And she just wasn't like that. She was -- She just wasn't like that. I think that she tried for so long to make me happy -- and when she couldn't, she tried to talk to me about it. But I wasn't listening. I was too busy, too wrapped up -- just thinking about myself. And I thought that anytime I was happy, she was happy. But I think underneath she was very sad. Mommy stayed here longer than she wanted because she loves you so much. And the reason why Mommy couldn't stay anymore -- was because she couldn't stand me. She didn't leave because of you. She left because of me. Go to sleep now because it's really late, okay? Good night. Sleep tight."
  • (Justin Henry) "Don't let the bedbugs bite."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "See you in the morning light."
  • (Justin Henry) "Daddy?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Yeah?"
  • (Justin Henry) "I love you."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I love you too."
  • (Justin Henry) "Hi."
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Hi."
  • (Justin Henry) "What's your name?"
  • (JoBeth Williams) "I'm Phyllis Bernard."
  • (Justin Henry) "Who?"
  • (JoBeth Williams) "I'm a friend -- uh, business associate of your father's -- dad."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Oh, Jesus."
  • (Justin Henry) "Do you like fried chicken?"
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Fried chicken? Very much."
  • (Justin Henry) "So do I."
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Uhm -- well, it's really -- It's been nice seeing you and --"
  • (Justin Henry) "Bye."
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Bye."
  • (JoBeth Williams) "Kramer, I just met your son."
  • (Justin Henry) "When's Mommy coming back?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I dont know, Billy. Soon."
  • (Justin Henry) "How soon?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Soon."
  • (Justin Henry) "Will she pick me up after school?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Probably. And if she doesn't I will."
  • (Justin Henry) "What if you forget?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "I won't forget."
  • (Justin Henry) "What if you get run over by a truck and get killed?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Then Mommy will pick you up."
  • (Justin Henry) "Who's gonna read me my bedtime stories?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Mommy will."
  • (Justin Henry) "You're not gonna kiss me good night anymore, are you, Dad?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "No, I won't be able to do that. But, you know, I get to visit. It's gonna be ok, really."
  • (Justin Henry) "If I don't like it, can I come home?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "What do you mean if you don't like it? You're gonna have a great time with Mommy. Really. She loves you so much."
  • (Justin Henry) "Dad? Don't forget, once, if you can just call me up, okay?"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "We're gonna be okay. Come on, let's go get some ice cream."

Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer

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