Kissing a Fool Quotes

Kissing a Fool is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Kissing a Fool stopped airing in 1970.

It features Stephen Tag Mendillo as producer, Joseph Vitarelli in charge of musical score, and Thomas Del Ruth as head of cinematography.

Kissing a Fool is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kissing a Fool is 93 minutes long. Kissing a Fool is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: David Schwimmer as Max Abbitt, Mili Avital as Samantha Andrews, Jason Lee as Jay Murphy, Judy Greer as Andrea, and Vanessa Angel as Natasha.

Kissing a Fool Quotes

Jason Lee as Jay Murphy

• (Jason Lee) "She thinks I'm uncomfortable around her now, which I am, because of your stupid test."

• (Jason Lee) "Why would I set you up with some girl that I banged?"
• (David Schwimmer) "Share the wealth, brother."

• (Jason Lee) "You know each other less than 24 hours. You have pet names?"

• (Jason Lee) "You're an idiot."
• (David Schwimmer) "You're the one in therapy."

• (Jason Lee) "So read it then."
• (David Schwimmer) "Read it? I can barely lift it."

• (Jason Lee) "Four shots, vodka."

• (Jason Lee) "I didn't know that dating Windy Weathers was a real attention getter."

• (Jason Lee) "It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot."

• (Jason Lee) "I have other depressions that don't involve you."

• (Jason Lee) "I mean, Max, you don't wanna become that fourty-year-old guy who's still out at the clubs with the silk shirt and gold chains trying to pick up on college girls, do you?"
• (David Schwimmer) "Of course not, Jay -- at forty, I wanna be the bald guy with a pony-tail and a Harley trying to pick up High School girls."
• (Jason Lee) "You're an idiot."
• (David Schwimmer) "Yet you're the one in therapy."
• (Jason Lee) "You're the one who SHOULD be."
• (David Schwimmer) "Maybe you can get me in. I've always wanted to pay a hundred bucks an hour to talk myself out of being happy."

David Schwimmer as Max Abbitt

• (David Schwimmer) "I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records."
• (Jason Lee) "Hey, that was a radio special."

• (David Schwimmer) "Ever have sex in a Mercedes? Convertible."

• (David Schwimmer) "He's drunk, he's been drinking an awful lot lately."
• (Jason Lee) "He's right."

• (David Schwimmer) "You stick with the Virgin Mary, and remember, if you f*** it up again, you're back to Italy doing another romance novel."

• (David Schwimmer) "True love cannot be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does."

Mili Avital as Samantha Andrews

• (Mili Avital) "How do you feel?"
• (Jason Lee) "Like ten bucks."

• (Mili Avital) "Jay?"
• (Jason Lee) "Yeah?"
• (Mili Avital) "That girl is not for you."
• (Jason Lee) "I know -- I just keep thinking, what if I missed out on a girl who is?"

• (Mili Avital) "You know that I hadn't dated for two years before you introduced me to Max?"
• (Jason Lee) "I didn't realize that, no."
• (Mili Avital) "My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't -- I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me."
• (Jason Lee) "So the $64,000 question is, how do you know beforehand that you're with the wrong person so you can avoid having them wreak havoc on a large portion of your life?"
• (Mili Avital) "I don't think you do know until you meet the right person, 'cause then you just -- you just -- you just feel something that you know you've never felt before."

Judy Greer as Andrea

• (Judy Greer) "You look like s***."
• (Jason Lee) "Yeah -- I'm aware of that."

Vanessa Angel as Natasha

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