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Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Quotes

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park is a TV program that debuted in 1978 on NBC. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park ended its run in 1970.

It features Terry Morse, Jr. as producer, Hoyt Curtin in charge of musical score, and Robert Caramico as head of cinematography. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park is executive produced by Joseph Barbera.

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park is 96 minutes long. Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park is produced by Hanna-Barbera and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

The cast includes: John Lisbon Wood as Slime, John Chappell as Sneed, Carmine Caridi as Calvin Richards, John Dennis Johnston as Chopper, Deborah Ryan as Melissa, Terry Lester as Sam Farrell, Anthony Zerbe as Abner Devereaux, and Carmine Caridi as Guard.

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Quotes

Anthony Zerbe as Abner Devereaux

  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Armageddon is coming to this park tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "We don't work with a second act, Deveroux, besides, Armageddon is a lame group."
  • (Unnamed) "I DON'T BELIEVE IT."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Believe it? Yes, you can believe it."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "I will destroy you. All of you -- and you, you KISS will be my instrument."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "You will regret this day."
  • (Unnamed) "This dead man won't die."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "You are addressing me, Demon? Hmm?"
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?"
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Hold it. That's enough of that. Not in this park."
  • (Unnamed) "You talking to us?"
  • (John Lisbon Wood) "What's your beef? You a cop?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's cool. Chopper and Slime don't hurt nobody, 'less they want to."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Fun is fun, but that's carrying things --"
  • (John Lisbon Wood) "Just who are you anyway, old man?"
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "I happen to be --"
  • (John Lisbon Wood) "Who do you happen to be? Huh?"
  • (Carmine Caridi) "I'll tell you who he is. He built this park and I run it. Now if you can't control yourselves, you'll be out of this park before you get in. Sneed, you and your men keep tabs on these three."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Why try to argue science with a book keeper."

Terry Lester as Sam Farrell

John Chappell as Sneed

  • (John Chappell) "We've got close to 2,000 employees here, miss. What with turnover and part time --"
  • (Deborah Ryan) "But you must know him, he works for someone named "Abner.""
  • (Carmine Caridi) "Oh, Abner Devereaux."
  • (John Chappell) "Maybe so, but every time I see Abner, he's got someone new working for him."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "This Abner Devereaux, where can I find him?"
  • (John Chappell) "His workshop's located under the Sky Tower."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "You mean underground?"
  • (Carmine Caridi) "Yeah. Way underground."
  • (Unnamed) "Gene's clean."
  • (Unnamed) "A pussycat, almost."
  • (Unnamed) "Ack."
  • (John Chappell) "This isn't funny."
  • (John Chappell) "This could get out of hand real easy, Mr. Richards. We don't want a riot on our hands."
  • (Carmine Caridi) "A riot? Ha, don't be ridiculous. High spirited kids, that's all I see. They're just reflecting the spirit of the park, that's all. We've got the rides, the attractions and we've got KISS."

Deborah Ryan as Melissa

  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Melissa."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "How did you know my name?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's just showing off."
  • (Unnamed) "A little "Star Power" doesn't hurt either."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "But you must, Mr. Devereaux. Sam never harmed you, neither did I. I'm sorry for you. GIVE HIM BACK TO ME."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "Unreal. I'd heard about your talisman, but I didn't think they really existed. What's that humming noise?"
  • (Unnamed) "Beethoven's Fifth."
  • (Unnamed) "It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?"
  • (Unnamed) "With out them, no powers."
  • (Unnamed) "We're just ordinary human beings."
  • (Unnamed) "Not quite ordinary."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "Too bad everybody doesn't have a talisman."
  • (Unnamed) "But they do, they just haven't realized it."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "You are mistaken, my friend, you are ordinary."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "Soon, will be the less, than ordinary."
  • (Anthony Zerbe) "All of you."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "It wasn't Sam. It wasn't Sam, but it looked so much like him. And then, oh, then when I touched him --"
  • (Unnamed) "What exactly did he say?"
  • (Deborah Ryan) "He didn't say anything."
  • (Unnamed) "You're looking for someone, but it's not KISS."
  • (Deborah Ryan) "Yes. My fiance, Sam. He was taking pictures of you."
  • (John Chappell) "There are dozens of photographers out there. How could anyone ever?"
  • (Unnamed) "He was here."
  • (John Chappell) "This is ridiculous."
  • (Unnamed) "Sam's still in the park."

Carmine Caridi as Guard

  • (Carmine Caridi) "He created KISS to destroy KISS and he lost."
  • (Carmine Caridi) "KISS is the biggest group in the world and we've got them."
  • (Carmine Caridi) "It was him."
  • (Carmine Caridi) "Or his twin."
  • (Unnamed) "Gene's brother was an only child."
  • (Unnamed) "Easy, Catman, they are serious."
  • (Unnamed) "And they've got guns."
  • (Carmine Caridi) "He's the one, almost tore my arm off."
  • (Unnamed) "Highly improbable."
  • (Unnamed) "Not our Demon."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Curly."
  • (John Chappell) "Cut the clowning; if you'd rather deal with the police?"

John Dennis Johnston as Chopper

  • (Unnamed) "Hey. You're not allowed to smoke in here."
  • (John Dennis Johnston) "I'll smoke you."

John Lisbon Wood as Slime

  • (Unnamed) "This trip's gettin' boring. Let's round up Chopper and split."
  • (John Lisbon Wood) "Yeah, I can dig it."

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