Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Quotes

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kiss Kiss Bang Bang ended its run in 1970.

It features Joel Silver as producer, John Ottman in charge of musical score, and Michael Barrett (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is 103 minutes long. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robert Downey, Jr. as Harry, Val Kilmer as Perry, Michelle Monaghan as Harmony Age 7, Corbin Bernsen as Harlan Dexter, Ariel Winter as Harmony, Dash Mihok as Mr. Frying Pan, and Rockmond Dunbar as Mr. Fire.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Quotes

Val Kilmer as Perry

• (Val Kilmer) "Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said f*** so much."

• (Val Kilmer) "Why in pluperfect hell did you pee on the corpse?"

• (Val Kilmer) "Hey, Harmony, it's me."
• (Ariel Winter) "Oh, God, how did you get away?"
• (Val Kilmer) "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."

• (Val Kilmer) "Talking money --"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "A talking monkey?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus"."

• (Val Kilmer) "Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "A picture of me?"
• (Val Kilmer) "No. The definition of idiot. Which you f***ing are."

• (Val Kilmer) "Okay, you've got 30 of my f***ing seconds. Thrill me."

• (Val Kilmer) "You think that's funny huh? I'm going to break your nose now."

• (Val Kilmer) "What do you mean they gave her back?"

• (Val Kilmer) "What, f***head? "Badly's" an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Get out, vanish."

• (Val Kilmer) "I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls."

• (Val Kilmer) "To all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said "f***" so much."

• (Val Kilmer) "He called her a -- well, a bad word."
• (Val Kilmer) "c***."

Robert Downey, Jr. as Harry

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "And yeah, looking back, I maybe should've said something, told her I wasn't really a nipple; DETECTIVE, detective. Uhm, sorry --"

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Do you think I'm stupid?"
• (Val Kilmer) "I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on."
• (Ariel Winter) "OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand."
• (Val Kilmer) "See that? Obedient little bitches too."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "I tell him about destiny; he's shaking his head. About dreamgirls; he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing? He has a f***ing conniption. And you? How 'bout it, filmgoer? Have you solved the case of the; the dead people in L.A.? Times Square audiences, please don't shout at the screen, and stop picking at that, it'll just get worse."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "When in doubt, cut up a pig; that was the town's motto."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "This is every shade of wrong."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "So the whole -- reconcilement -- thing?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Reconciliation, idiot."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Is she dead?"
• (Val Kilmer) "No, she's just resting her eyes for a minute. Of course she's f***ing dead, her necks broken."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "You know what? You'd better be her doctor."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Walk away, don't think, just do it."
• (Unnamed) "What are you, her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. I will f*** you up."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "No. You'll try, and that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. So, again for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the f*** away; or let's you and me go outside right now. It's past my bedtime. Make a choice."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times."

• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Wow. I was glad you had a gun in there. For a second, I actually thought you could do that, like it was some big gay thing."

• (Unnamed) "So what do you do?"
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "I'm retired, I invented dice. What do you do?"

Michelle Monaghan as Harmony Age 7

• (Michelle Monaghan) "I'm going to be an actress."

Ariel Winter as Harmony

• (Ariel Winter) "You can sleep here if you want but it would only be sleeping, Harry -- if thats gonna frustrate you."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "Let's see."

Rockmond Dunbar as Mr. Fire

• (Rockmond Dunbar) "You wanna know who we are? I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here, he's --"
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby."
• (Dash Mihok) "He's the fire. f*** you, Mr. Mustard."

Corbin Bernsen as Harlan Dexter

• (Corbin Bernsen) "Captain f***ing Magic."

Dash Mihok as Mr. Frying Pan

• (Dash Mihok) "Well now, here we all are. Ike, Mike and Mustard."
• (Robert Downey, Jr.) "What the hell does that mean?"
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "You know, I'm with him on this one man, that's pretty f***in' obscure."
• (Dash Mihok) "Horses***, I hear that all the time."
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "You do?"
• (Dash Mihok) "Yeah, sure."
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "Where, at the 1942 club?"
• (Dash Mihok) "Hey, just cause you didn't get in --"
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "Motherf***er I could've gotten in --"
• (Rockmond Dunbar) "Hey-ey-EY. Slow your roll, man."

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