Kin-dza-dza! Quotes

Kin-dza-dza! is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Kin-dza-dza! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gia Kancheli in charge of musical score, and Pavel Lebeshev as head of cinematography.

Kin-dza-dza! is recorded in Russian and originally aired in Soviet Union. Each episode of Kin-dza-dza! is 135 min. long. Kin-dza-dza! is distributed by Sovexportfilm.

The cast includes: Yevgeny Leonov as Uef, and Levan Gabriadze as Gedevan Aleksandrovich.

Kin-dza-dza! Quotes

Yevgeny Leonov as Uef

• (Yevgeny Leonov) "If I have a little KETSE, I have the right to wear yellow pants, and any Patsak should squat twice before me, not once. If a have a lot of KETSE, I have the right to wear crimson pants, so any Patsak should squat twice, any Chatlanin should make "ku", and Etsilopp can't beat me at night --"

• (Yevgeny Leonov) "Is nightingale a patsak?"
• (Unnamed) "Why so?"
• (Yevgeny Leonov) "It's you who said he sings without cage."
• (Levan Gabriadze) "Then he is."
• (Unnamed) "A-ah, see that. You've got the same raging racism as here, on Plyuk, only power's taken not by Chatlans, but by Patsaks; the ones like you and your friend Nightingale."

• (Yevgeny Leonov) "Brake. Brake. Brake."
• (Unnamed) "How can I brake after you've drunken all the brake fluid? Dipso."

• (Yevgeny Leonov) "Either you're giving us this KETSE right now, or we won't lay you on Earth for less than 8 matchboxes."

• (Yevgeny Leonov) "Yellow pants. "Ku" twice."

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