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Killers (2010 film) Quotes

Killers (2010 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Killers ended its run in 1970.

It features Scott Aversano, Jason Goldberg, Mike Karz, Ashton Kutcher, Chad Marting, Christopher S. Pratt, and Josie Rosen as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

Killers (2010 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Killers (2010 film) is 100 minutes long. Killers (2010 film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Tom Selleck as Jen Kornfeldt, Catherine O'Hara as Mrs. Kornfeldt, Tom Selleck as Mr. Kornfeldt, and Ashton Kutcher as Spencer Aimes.

Killers (2010 film) Quotes

Tom Selleck as Jen Kornfeldt

  • (Tom Selleck) "I'm going to be a mother, and I don't know if your ready to be a father."
  • (Tom Selleck) "You see that guy over by the menus? Freakishly tall, excellent mustache?"
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "That's a gorgeous mustache."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Well he, um -- he's a Russian diplomat. Also kind of a pervert. I sat next to him on the plane, he got a little grabby."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "Really? Wait, women don't like 'grabby'? I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O."
  • (Tom Selleck) "Really? You wanna poke mama bear right now, that seems like a good idea?"
  • (Tom Selleck) "How weird is this going to get? Because some things you cannot unsee."

Ashton Kutcher as Spencer Aimes

  • (Ashton Kutcher) "You said I Love You while you were sleeping in the hotel bed, but I didn't told you that. Because I want to be the one to say it first."
  • (Ashton Kutcher) "We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all -- all -- Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond."

Catherine O'Hara as Mrs. Kornfeldt

  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Excuse me, Stewardess? Three chardonnays, please."
  • (Tom Selleck) "None for me, actually. I like to stay awake and alert."
  • (Tom Selleck) "None for me, either."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Okay, so, just the three chardonnays then."

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