Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) Quotes

Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Kicking and Screaming completed its run in 1970.

It features Joel Castleberg as producer, Will Baum, and Phil Marshall in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) is 96 minutes long. Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) is distributed by Trimark Pictures Inc..

The cast includes: Chris Eigeman as Max, Jason Wiles as Skippy, Josh Hamilton as Grover, Olivia d'Abo as Jane, Cara Buono as Kate, Carlos Jacott as Otis, and Eric Stoltz as Chet.

Kicking and Screaming (1995 film) Quotes

Josh Hamilton as Grover

• (Josh Hamilton) "I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned."

• (Josh Hamilton) "You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black."

• (Josh Hamilton) "Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing -- ""
• (Olivia d'Abo) "They have good beer there."
• (Josh Hamilton) "" -- now I know how bad American beer is thing.""

• (Josh Hamilton) "Wouldn't that have been embarrassing if I had worn my goatee tonight?"

• (Josh Hamilton) "Gotta go sleep with a freshman."
• (Chris Eigeman) "Yeah, me too."

• (Josh Hamilton) "Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me."
• (Olivia d'Abo) "What do you mean?"
• (Josh Hamilton) "I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that."

• (Josh Hamilton) "Prague -- you'll come back a bug --"

Chris Eigeman as Max

• (Chris Eigeman) "I'm too nostalgic. I'll admit it."
• (Jason Wiles) "We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?"
• (Chris Eigeman) "I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory -- and I didn't have a good time."

• (Chris Eigeman) "That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom."

• (Chris Eigeman) "Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them."

• (Chris Eigeman) "Are you wearing mascara?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "No -- yes."

• (Chris Eigeman) "This shouldn't be done. This guy would rather be bow hunting. Don't upset him because he'd already rather be bow hunting and any additional aggravation --"

• (Chris Eigeman) "What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life."

• (Chris Eigeman) "Is that a pajama top?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "No -- Yes."

Carlos Jacott as Otis

• (Carlos Jacott) "It was arousing -- violently arousing."
• (Eric Stoltz) "Otis, did you even read the book?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "Yes -- no."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Cool. A dictionary. I'm gonna look up blowjob."

• (Carlos Jacott) "There's also that dark side to the nose ring."

• (Carlos Jacott) "It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Cookie Man?"

• (Carlos Jacott) "I put my hand in my mouth after I touched all of that money. Could that be bad?"
• (Chris Eigeman) "Of course. That's how germs are spread."

Jason Wiles as Skippy

• (Jason Wiles) "I begged you not to get off Prozac."

Eric Stoltz as Chet

• (Eric Stoltz) "How do you make God laugh? Make a plan."

• (Eric Stoltz) "If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini."

Cara Buono as Kate

• (Cara Buono) "I'm going to be 17 tomorrow."
• (Chris Eigeman) "Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references."

Olivia d'Abo as Jane

• (Olivia d'Abo) "Sometimes you can be such a child."
• (Josh Hamilton) "Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing."

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