Kenny Dies Quotes

Kenny Dies is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Kenny Dies stopped airing in 1970.

It features "On the Road Again (Willie Nelson song)" in charge of musical score.

Kenny Dies Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend?"
• (Unnamed) "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
• (Unnamed) "But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."

• (Unnamed) "Guess what I have sitting in my backyard?"
• (Unnamed) "A trampoline?"
• (Unnamed) "Better."
• (Unnamed) "A boat?"
• (Unnamed) "Better."
• (Unnamed) "A f***ing machine?"
• (Unnamed) "Better."

• (Unnamed) "I know, I'll bet you'd like to meet Madonna, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "What was that?"
• (Unnamed) "He said Madonna is an old, anorexic whore who wore out her welcome years ago and that now she suddenly speaks with an Brittish accent and she thinks she can play guitar and she should go f*** herself."
• (Madonna) "Should I come in now?"
• (Unnamed) "Um, not quite yet."

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