Keeping Up Appearances Quotes

Keeping Up Appearances is a Sitcom that debuted in 1990 on BBC One. Keeping Up Appearances stopped airing in 1995.

Keeping Up Appearances was on for 44 + 2 shorts episodes. It features Harold Snoad as producer. Keeping Up Appearances is created by Roy Clarke.

Each episode of Keeping Up Appearances is 30 minutes long. Keeping Up Appearances is produced by BBC and distributed by BBC Worldwide.

Keeping Up Appearances Quotes

• (Hyacinth) "All the men like Rose, that's her problem."

• (Hyacinth) "Now don't be silly, Richard."

• (Hyacinth) "Sheridaaaaaaan."

• (Hyacinth) "Mind the horse."
• (Richard Bucket) "It's in the field."

• (Emmet Hawksworth) "She'll sing at me, I know she will."

• (Hyacinth) "Rose, that skirt's too short."

• (Hyacinth) "The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking."

• (Hyacinth) "This is not the Chinese restaurant. This is a residential number and you are speaking to the lady of the house on a white, slim line telephone with last number redial facility."

• (Hyacinth) "If my Sheridan were here he'd be appalled."

• (Hyacinth) "I want you to instruct your superiors that this is a first class stamp residence."

• (Onslow) "Daisy, I am not just a play thing."

• (Hyacinth) "It's my sister Violet. She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony."

• (Hyacinth) "I've just been insulted on my own telephone."
• (Richard Bucket) "I expect the opportunities are rare for being insulted on somebody else's."

• (Elizabeth Hawksworth Warden) "I'm sorry Hyacinth, when I'm in this house I go to pieces."
• (Hyacinth) "Well some people just can't help being clumsy."

• (Hyacinth) "Oh, don't make difficulties, Richard."

• (Hyacinth) "Ooooh. It's the Chairlady of the Women's Luncheon Club."
• (Richard Bucket) "Ewww --"

• (Hyacinth) "It's my sister Daisy. She's not the one with the Mercedes, sauna and room for a pony."

• (Hyacinth) "I would be very pleased if you would accept my invitation to one my candlelight suppers."

• (Hyacinth) "Take your shoes off before you enter the house, dear."

• (Hyacinth) "Your suggestion is noted. However, I see little practical merit in having the telephone up my jumper."

• (Onslow) "What discourages me about looking for your father is we usually find him."

• (Unnamed) "Oh damn. It's the Bucket woman."

• (Hyacinth) "It's Sheridan."
• (Richard Bucket) "How much does he want?"
• (Hyacinth) "Oh, stop it, Richard. I'm sure he's just calling to say hello to his mommy."
• (Hyacinth) "Now, what is it dear?"
• (Hyacinth) "You want 90?"

• (Onslow) "Is there any more beer?"

• (Hyacinth) "Coffee in ten minutes, Elizabeth. Bring Emmet."

• (Richard Bucket) "Hyacinth, do you ever wonder why Sheridan shows very little interest in girls?"

• (Hyacinth) "What a wonderful sense of duty Daddy has."

• (Hyacinth) "Oh, Richard. You know how much I love daddy. I would have him here if it wasn't for all the time he spends in the bathroom."

• (Hyacinth) "Mind the pedestrian, Richard."
• (Richard Bucket) "Minding the pedestrian --"

• (Hyacinth) "Today could be the day I'm mistaken for somebody important."

• (Hyacinth) "And you are? -- Regional Postal Manager. I guess you will do, though I would have preferred to speak to someone on a national scale."

• (Hyacinth) "No, I will not send over another portion of deep-fried squid. This is not the Chinese take-away. You are connected to a private residence on a white, slimlined telephone with last-number redial facility."

• (Hyacinth) "Listen, Daisy. Tell Onslow to put a shirt on while I'm on the telephone. I can always sense him there, expanding."

• (Onslow) "Oh, nice."

• (Hyacinth) "It's Bouquet. B-U-C-K-E-T."

• (Hyacinth) "Beautiful day Elizabeth."
• (Elizabeth Hawksworth Warden) "Yes, isn't it?"
• (Hyacinth) "Completely conducive to contemplating cozy charismatic country cottages."

• (Hyacinth) "Sit wherever you like, dear -- except there. I always like to face the window."

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