Just Friends Quotes

Just Friends is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Just Friends stopped airing in 1970.

It features Chris Bender, J.C. Spink, Michael Ohoven, William Vince, and Bill Johnson as producer, Jeff Cardoni in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

Just Friends is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Just Friends is 94 minutes long. Just Friends is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Anna Faris as Samantha James, Ryan Reynolds as Chris, Chris Marquette as Mike, Fred Ewanuick as Clark, Amy Smart as Jamie Palamino, Chris Marquette as Ray, Chris Klein as Dusty, Amy Matysio as Darla, and Barry Flatman as Mr. Palamino.

Just Friends Quotes

Ryan Reynolds as Chris

• (Ryan Reynolds) "What about Sheila? You making any headway?"
• (Chris Marquette) "We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't; don't do that. Okay? Don't do lunch."
• (Chris Marquette) "Why?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "That's like the express lane to the friend zone."
• (Chris Marquette) "What the hell's the friend zone?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "See when a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp."
• (Chris Marquette) "I don't want to be a lamp."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Yea well then don't be her friend, okay? Take that guy for example --"
• (Chris Marquette) "You mean that couple?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple."
• (Chris Marquette) "What is your point?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "My point is; Call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. Move your day date to tonight. Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 'Cause friends don't kiss."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dear Jamie, When we're together, I feel like we're not in high school, but in our own little Chris and Jamie world. Whether we're watching 'Party of Five' or practicing our cheers, I feel like I can just be myself. Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, but I want to be more than that. Hoping to be your boyfriend -- Sincerely, Chris Brander. BFF."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "You slap like a cheerleader --"

• (Ryan Reynolds) "This is it. You're finally going to have sex with Jamie Palamino. Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. Why are you smiling like a fricken idiot? Go on. Make a move. MAKE A MOVE."
• (Amy Smart) "What's on your mind?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Bush. President Bush. The first family, really."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dude. You're killing me. This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her. What if she doesn't want to be ravished? What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other. Friends watch New Years Rockin' Eve. I wonder who's hosting this year."
• (Amy Smart) "Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Yeah."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. This is it. Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's going to be."
• (Amy Smart) "Chris?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh God. Oh, God. What are you doing? Where are you going?"
• (Amy Smart) "Is everything alright?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, everything's fine. Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything?"
• (Amy Smart) "No, I'm fine."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Ah."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You're not going to make a move are you?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Good night, Jamie."
• (Amy Smart) "Good night, Chris."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You don't deserve a penis."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "'Simply Dusty' -- is there no other kind?"

• (Ryan Reynolds) "I can't compete with this guy."
• (Fred Ewanuick) "You can't compete? Are you kidding? You're Chris Brander. You're Hollywood, you date models. He's Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It's Dinkleman. It's Dusty Dinkleman."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dinkleman?"
• (Fred Ewanuick) "Dinkleman."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dinkleman?"
• (Fred Ewanuick) "Dinkleman."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dinkleman."
• (Fred Ewanuick) "Dinkleman's going down."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Dinkleman is going way down."

• (Chris' Mom) "Joyce? Joyce?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Mom, I'm on the phone."
• (Chris' Mom) "Chris? What are you doing over at Joyce's?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "No Mom, I'm in the living room ten feet away from you, and I'm on the phone."
• (Chris' Mom) "Oh. Well, while I have you on the phone, dear, what would you like for dinner? We have a choice between chicken chow mein or potroast."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "So, how's the love life?"
• (Amy Smart) "Lame. Marty and I broke up a year ago."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Another jerk, huh?"
• (Amy Smart) ""Another jerk, huh?""
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm just saying -- you dated a lot of jerks in high school."
• (Amy Smart) "So what about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself?"

• (Ryan Reynolds) "No, you have fun being the girl who peaked in high school."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Look Jamie. I said a lot of crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. The truth is, I'm scared to be your friend, because I'm always going to want more. But then I got to thinking that I would rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You know that's a lie too."
• (Amy Smart) "Why are you back here?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Sorry. Twenty years all at once, just blah."

• (Chris' Mom) "You don't need to show off to impress Jamie. You should just be yourself."
• (Chris' Mom) "Be yourself. Be yourself. Be yourself."
• (Chris' Mom) "Now come on, Mike and I are making snow angels."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I don't want to be myself."

Chris Marquette as Mike

• (Chris Marquette) "Dude I think she left you hanging."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "It's probably just an important businees call. Get off the phone."
• (Chris Marquette) "What, the bar ran out of curly fries?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Get off the phone."
• (Chris Marquette) "Dude are you gonna boink Jamie or what?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Yes. Are you happy now?"
• (Chris Marquette) "Alright."
• (Chris Marquette) "Dude the Notebook is so gay."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "GET OFF THE PHONE."
• (Chris Marquette) "Homo, homo --"

• (Chris Marquette) "Raise your hand if your brother's a homo."

• (Chris Marquette) "It's OK. She's got her toothpaste."
• (Anna Faris) "Blueberry."

• (Chris Marquette) "You'll always be fat to me."

• (Chris Marquette) "Yeah I slapped the ham to it about an hour ago."
• (Chris' Mom) "What ham did you slap, honey? Not the one I just bought."

• (Chris Marquette) "Where did you come up with this theory?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Some chick f'ed me up in high school bad."

• (Chris Marquette) "Samantha James, it is an honor. I have your poster on my wall, but you are so much hotter in person."
• (Anna Faris) "I know."

Amy Smart as Jamie Palamino

• (Amy Smart) "We need to talk about what you wrote. Is that really how you feel?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I don't know. Maybe. Why?"
• (Amy Smart) "Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "It was?"
• (Amy Smart) "Yes. I love you Chris;"
• (Amy Smart) "like a brother."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Hmm?"
• (Amy Smart) "We're friends right?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "For sure."

• (Amy Smart) "Why do you keep messing with my head?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I messed with your head for three days. You've been torturing me for twenty years."
• (Amy Smart) "Is this all because I didn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "After being the biggest tease for so long, trust me, I am so over myself."
• (Amy Smart) "Oh, so I'm the tease? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "And now you know how it feels."

• (Amy Smart) "Mistletoe."

• (Amy Smart) "Will you try it on for me? Please? I think it will fit --"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "-- It's a little snug."
• (Amy Smart) "Aww. "Shakes come and go but friends are furrr-ever." That's adorable. Let's go show my mom."

• (Amy Smart) "I think I just peed a little."

Anna Faris as Samantha James

• (Anna Faris) "But I'm not ready for a gig."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Of course you are."
• (Anna Faris) "No -- no. No. This is a bad idea Chris."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "God I am so stupid."
• (Anna Faris) "No you aren't baby."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Here I am trying to make you into an artist when you're just a pop bubblegum sensation. But that's okay. Paris, here we come."
• (Anna Faris) "But I am an artist -- I am an artist -- Hey. I am an artist."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Good. You ready to do this?"
• (Anna Faris) "I was born ready bitch."

• (Anna Faris) "You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up."

• (Anna Faris) "Get off me, God Boy."

• (Anna Faris) "I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire."

• (Anna Faris) "It's all right, I like other girls. Darla."

• (Anna Faris) "Do you really have my poster on your wall?"
• (Chris Marquette) "Yeah."
• (Anna Faris) "Do you ever --"
• (Chris Marquette) "All the time."
• (Anna Faris) "How many times a day?"
• (Chris Marquette) "Eight."
• (Anna Faris) "Eight? Ooh that's hot."
• (Chris Marquette) "You're hot."
• (Anna Faris) "I know. I know."

• (Anna Faris) "God, I wanna lick your skin off."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I'd prefer you didn't."

• (Anna Faris) "Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology."
• (Anna Faris) "It's Samantha. Call me."
• (Anna Faris) "It's Samantha."
• (Chris' Mom) "Hello Joyce? Joyce?"

• (Anna Faris) "Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god. Ashton, you really got me. Ha Ha. Ashton. Ashton?"

• (Anna Faris) "Where's Chris."
• (Chris Marquette) "I'll never tell you anything."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh yeah?"
• (Chris Marquette) "Mmmm. Mmmm. Oh. Oh."
• (Anna Faris) "Ahhhhhh --"
• (Chris Marquette) "He's with his lover."

• (Anna Faris) "Chris. Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris Chris --"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I'm busy."
• (Anna Faris) "I'm busy too, stupid dick."

• (Anna Faris) "Let's go Chris, there's pee on the floor."

• (Anna Faris) "Oooohhh yes. Go-Time."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Hey. Hey. It's not Go-Time. This isn't how it works Samantha. You can't force or -- or torture someone into liking you."
• (Anna Faris) "Oooh, the big speech."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "No. You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back. This isn't a game. This is my LIFE."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh yeah. This is MY life. Okay? I'm sorry I'm not the most boring person ever. Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor. I'm sorry I --"
• (Anna Faris) "-- I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass. I'm sorry I'm not -- Hey. Where you going?"

• (Anna Faris) "Chris, let's get it to go people are staring at me."

• (Anna Faris) "Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee. Time."

Chris Klein as Dusty

• (Chris Klein) "I mean, listen, I know it might sound a little corny, maybe even a little femme, but I find something so resplendent in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean?"
• (Chris Klein) "Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll."

• (Chris' Mom) "Dusty, what kind of car is this?"
• (Chris Klein) "Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius."
• (Chris' Mom) "I think it's so neat that you kids care about the environment."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I love the environment."
• (Chris' Mom) "But honey, don't you drive a Range Rover? Aren't those bad?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, I had a really nice time tonight, and I hope we can do it again soon. Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'."
• (Chris Klein) "Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. Thank you all for having me. It was so nice."
• (Chris Klein) "And hey, before I forget, make sure to that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool with germs and bacteria. Now put that back."

Fred Ewanuick as Clark

• (Fred Ewanuick) "Chris Brander, ladies and gentleman."

• (Fred Ewanuick) "This is a PONTIAC GRAND PRIX."

• (Fred Ewanuick) "How'd the big date go?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body."
• (Fred Ewanuick) "So you gave her a body shake?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, God. I should've just kissed her. What am I doing?"
• (Fred Ewanuick) "It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone."

• (Fred Ewanuick) "Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?"

• (Fred Ewanuick) "We're married."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Married?"
• (Anna Faris) "MARRIED."
• (Amy Matysio) "We have a son, his name is TJ."
• (Anna Faris) "TJ."

Barry Flatman as Mr. Palamino

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