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Jungle 2 Jungle Quotes

Jungle 2 Jungle is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Jungle 2 Jungle ended in 1970.

It features Richard Baker as producer, Michael Convertino in charge of musical score, and Tony Pierce-Roberts as head of cinematography.

Jungle 2 Jungle is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jungle 2 Jungle is 105 minutes long. Jungle 2 Jungle is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Frankie J. Galasso as Andrew Kempster, Valerie Mahaffey as Jan Kempster, Leelee Sobieski as Karen Kempster, JoBeth Williams as Dr. Patricia Cromwell, Timmy Allen as Michael Cromwell, Martin Short as Richard Kempster, Sam Huntington as Mimi-Siku, and David Ogden Stiers as Alexei Jovanovic.

Jungle 2 Jungle Quotes

Timmy Allen as Michael Cromwell

  • (Timmy Allen) "I should probably take some pictures of Mimi."
  • (Martin Short) "I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist -- it's good, you know?"
  • (Timmy Allen) "We're meeting this guy at a fish stall?"
  • (Martin Short) "No, no. He is ABOVE a fish stall."
  • (Timmy Allen) "Much better."
  • (Timmy Allen) "Do you mean to tell me that you are walking around New York City with A MILLION DOLLARS IN A SUITCASE?"
  • (Timmy Allen) "Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths."
  • (Timmy Allen) "What do you call this place again? The Surface of the Sun."
  • (Timmy Allen) "Bat bladder? Holy kaopectate; I don't think so."
  • (Timmy Allen) "Oh my God. She left me for Gilligan's Island."

Frankie J. Galasso as Andrew Kempster

  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?"
  • (Valerie Mahaffey) "Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name."
  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "So do I."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "I think Mimi Siku is a nice name."
  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "You would."
  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "Mom, Tarzan is eating Daddy's fish."
  • (Valerie Mahaffey) "Daddy's fish?"
  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "I'll get some matches and we'll smoke her out."

David Ogden Stiers as Alexei Jovanovic

  • (David Ogden Stiers) "You make a fool of Jovanovic."
  • (Martin Short) "No."
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me."
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "Now, you must pay. Sit still, coward. Now, I teach you never,"
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "NEVER to make fool of Jovanovic again."
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "Eeny -- Meeny --"
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "Meiny; no, need that one for traffic -- mo."
  • (David Ogden Stiers) "I have many enemies, but none like that spider."

Martin Short as Richard Kempster

  • (Martin Short) "That's it, Andrew, bite him. Use those crooked teeth."
  • (Martin Short) "Oh, what? Are you suddenly Dr Spock here? You've been a father for three days. And you're giving me lessons? Well, that's good."
  • (Timmy Allen) "You sound like an idiot."
  • (Martin Short) "I'm a parent. Therefore, I'm an idiot. I have spent every day for the last 12 years worrying about my kids. About their safety, about their happiness, about their crooked teeth."
  • (Martin Short) "Come out, honey, or Andrew is going to smoke you out."
  • (Frankie J. Galasso) "Cool."
  • (Martin Short) "I was kidding."

Sam Huntington as Mimi-Siku

  • (Sam Huntington) "A hoko."
  • (Timmy Allen) "Hoko. Hoko, bird. Bird that can't sing: Hoko Ono."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Angel on table --"
  • (Sam Huntington) "Choose a name."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "Choose for me."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Ukume."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "What?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "U-Ku-May."
  • (Leelee Sobieski) "What does it mean?"
  • (Sam Huntington) "It means, "sound of rain on river water.""
  • (Leelee Sobieski) ""Ukume." It's pretty."
  • (Sam Huntington) "I want to see Statue of Liberty, I go."
  • (Sam Huntington) "Cat's job feed people."
  • (Timmy Allen) "No, not here. Here, cat's job is to sleep, lick crotch."
  • (Sam Huntington) "In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands."
  • (Timmy Allen) "In New York, New York, we eat with forks."

JoBeth Williams as Dr. Patricia Cromwell

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