Julia Misbehaves Quotes

Julia Misbehaves is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Julia Misbehaves stopped airing in 1970.

It features Everett Riskin as producer, Adolph Deutsch in charge of musical score, and Joseph Ruttenberg as head of cinematography.

Julia Misbehaves is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Julia Misbehaves is 99 minutes long. Julia Misbehaves is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Peter Lawford as Ritchie Lorgan, Cesar Romero as Fred Ghenoccio, Greer Garson as Julia Packett, Elizabeth Taylor as Susan Packett, and Walter Pidgeon as William Sylvester Packett.

Julia Misbehaves Quotes

Peter Lawford as Ritchie Lorgan

• (Peter Lawford) "Susan, I want to wish you every happiness. That's very important to me because you're the only girl I have ever loved. Oh, but I've got no right to tell you that. Forgive me."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "There's nothing to forgive."
• (Peter Lawford) "You're very kind. But as soon as the wedding is over, I'll pack up my traps and get out."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Where to?"
• (Peter Lawford) "Oh, I don't know. Some of the wide open spaces beyond the behind. Probably the Congo. They call that "white man's grave.""
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "They do? Why?"
• (Peter Lawford) "Oh, berry berry -- black water fever -- rinderpest."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Rinderpest? Why, I thought that was a cattle disease."
• (Peter Lawford) "Yes. Men die like cattle."

• (Peter Lawford) "The organist always kisses the bride, its an old Welsh custom, you know, handed down from father to son. Excuse me."

Cesar Romero as Fred Ghenoccio

• (Cesar Romero) "I've been waiting for something like this."
• (Walter Pidgeon) "What do you mean?"
• (Cesar Romero) "I know you society swells wandering around the passages at night. Sneaking into strange bedrooms."
• (Walter Pidgeon) "Don't be a fool. Julia's my wife."
• (Cesar Romero) "She may be your wife, but she's my fiancée."

• (Col. Bruce 'Bunny' Willowbrook) "All I want is my 6950 francs."
• (Cesar Romero) "6900 francs?"
• (Col. Bruce 'Bunny' Willowbrook) "And 50. There's no reason now why I should pay for a nightgown."
• (Cesar Romero) "6950 francs? What kind of a nightgown was this?"
• (Col. Bruce 'Bunny' Willowbrook) "Very thin."

• (Cesar Romero) "Where's my mother?"
• (Greer Garson) "She's in the bar drinking her breakfast."

Elizabeth Taylor as Susan Packett

• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Look at that tree. How bent it is."
• (Peter Lawford) "Oh, there is a reason for that."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Oh, really?"
• (Peter Lawford) "Oh, yes. You see, that's a boy tree and he's eyeing the girl tree. And he's saying, 'You're so beautiful with your lovely green hair and your nice brown bark skin.' You know what she is saying to him?"
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "No, tell me, Ritchie."
• (Peter Lawford) "She's saying, 'That won't do you any good at all. I have a heart of wood and, besides, I'm madly in love with the golden oak in the next forest.'"
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Let's not pry into it deeper. How about that tree?"
• (Peter Lawford) "No, that's just a spruce. I can't understand a word he's saying."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Oh, Ritchie, you're such a fool. I'd almost forgotten how much fun you were."
• (Peter Lawford) "Yes, I'm just like wool underwear."

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