John Dies at the End (film) Quotes

John Dies at the End (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . John Dies at the End ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Brad Baruh * Don Coscarelli * Andy Meyers * Roman Perez as producer, Brian Tyler (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael Gioulakis as head of cinematography.

John Dies at the End (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of John Dies at the End (film) is 100 minutes long. John Dies at the End (film) is distributed by Magnet Releasing.

The cast includes: Tai Bennett as Robert Marley, Chase Williamson as Dave, Angus Scrimm as Father Shellnut, Doug Jones as Roger North, Rob Mayes as John, Jimmy Wong as Fred Chu, Glynn Turman as Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton, and Paul Giamatti as Arnie Blondestone.

John Dies at the End (film) Quotes

Chase Williamson as Dave

• (Chase Williamson) "So, I -- suppose you're wondering why I'm here."
• (Glynn Turman) "Same as everybody. You're trying to figure out what in the name of Elvis is going on. Everybody except me. Me, I don't even wanna know anymore."
• (Glynn Turman) "I supposed you're wondering what I'm doing with this can of gasoline."

• (Chase Williamson) "My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story."

• (Chase Williamson) "Where are you, heaven?"

• (Chase Williamson) "Hello?"
• (Rob Mayes) "Hey, this is John. Your pimp says, bring the crack shipment tonight or he'll be forced to stick you. Meet him where we buried the Korean whore, the one without the goatee."
• (Chase Williamson) "That was John's code. It meant, "Bring your gear and come to my place as soon as you can. It's important.""
• (Chase Williamson) "John, it's three in the morning, man."
• (Rob Mayes) "Oh, and don't forget: tomorrow's the day we kill the president."
• (Chase Williamson) "John."
• (Chase Williamson) "That last part was code for, "Stop and pick me up some beer on the way.""

• (Chase Williamson) "What do you think it's like, Father?"
• (Angus Scrimm) "What's what like?"
• (Chase Williamson) "Being crazy, mentally ill."
• (Angus Scrimm) "Well, they never know they're ill, do they? I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with the same organ that has the disease, just like you can't see your own eyeball. I suppose you just feel regular, and the rest of the world seems to go crazy around you."

• (Chase Williamson) "I was adopted. I never knew my real dad. You could be my dad for all I know. Are you my dad?"

• (Chase Williamson) "Who is this?"
• (Rob Mayes) "It's John. Can you hear me?"
• (Chase Williamson) "I can hear you and I can see you. You're sitting right here next to me."
• (Rob Mayes) "Well then, just talk to me in person then. Oh wait, do I look injured in any way?"
• (Chase Williamson) "What?"
• (Rob Mayes) "Shh. I'm sorry, I gotta go. Say hello to me --"
• (Rob Mayes) "Was that me?"

• (Chase Williamson) "That's right, Arnie: everything you know is wrong."

• (Chase Williamson) "I'll try to explain this without cursing, but the black s*** from Planet X that came out from that motherf***er looked like it had grown hair. Did I mention that the stuff was moving? Twitching?"

• (Chase Williamson) "Last night you had a dream, Arnie. You dreamt you were being chased through the forest by your mother. She was lashing you with a whip made of knotted penises."

• (Chase Williamson) "I bet you're wondering why I'm here."
• (Glynn Turman) "I bet you're wondering what I'm doing with this can of gasoline."

• (Chase Williamson) "Uh, Shelly. John and I are having a bit of a problem here. We're both seeing completely different versions of you. Now, John here has eyesight problems 'cause of his constant masturbation, but I- I don't think --"

• (Chase Williamson) "And then, calm. Almost Zen. That's what came next, that Soy Sauce feeling. I wanted to run, to duck, to act. But the body is a slow wet mechanism of muscle and bone that crept, even as my mind flew. And so just like that, I stepped outside of it."

• (Chase Williamson) "You're gonna die, Arnie. Someday you will face that moment. And at that moment you will face either complete nonexistence, or you will face something even stranger. On an actual day in the future, Arnie, you will be in the unimaginable. It is physically impossible to avoid it."

Glynn Turman as Detective Lawrence 'Morgan Freeman' Appleton

• (Glynn Turman) "There are some very dark things happening, and I've got this lonely feeling like I'm the only one who knows, the only one who can do anything about it."
• (Glynn Turman) "Everybody's got a ghost story, U.F.O. or Bigfoot story- no. You know what I think? I think stuff is both real and not real at the same time."
• (Glynn Turman) "I'm not a Star Trek fan. I don't know very much about other dimensions and all that. I'm an old school Catholic. I believe in Hell. I believe that it's more than just murderers and rapists down there. I believe in demons and worms, vile s*** in the grease trap of the Universe. And the more I think about it, the more I think that it's not just some place down there. Oh no, that it's right here with us. We just can't perceive it. It's kinda like the country music radio station. It's out there in the air, even if you don't tune into it."
• (Glynn Turman) "And I think that, somehow, through chemistry or magic or voodoo, that Jamaican son of a bitch, he tuned into it, into Hell itself. Through that, he opened a door. He became the door. And me?"
• (Glynn Turman) "I intend to close it."

Rob Mayes as John

• (Rob Mayes) "Uhhhh -- check between the sausage and the bun. You should find a hundred dollar bill rolled up in there."
• (Chase Williamson) "There's no money in the bratwurst. It's just a piece of lettuce."
• (Rob Mayes) "OK."
• (Rob Mayes) "Do you have your ATM card?"

• (Rob Mayes) "Women love to play games, don't they?"
• (Chase Williamson) "It's all they have time for."

• (Rob Mayes) "Man. Where are we?"
• (Chase Williamson) "We're in some liquor truck and we're on our way to the abandoned mall on Highway 59."
• (Rob Mayes) "Did you say we going to the mall, or coming back from it?"
• (Chase Williamson) "Going."
• (Rob Mayes) "Yeah, that's right, because F-f-fred's still alive."
• (Jimmy Wong) "What?"
• (Rob Mayes) "Nothing, nothing. I -- got a headache."

• (Rob Mayes) "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
• (Chase Williamson) "That if Franz Kafka was here, his head would explode?"
• (Rob Mayes) "Actually, yeah."

Tai Bennett as Robert Marley

• (Tai Bennett) "Do you dream, man? I interpret dreams for a beer."

Doug Jones as Roger North

• (Doug Jones) "Have you ever noticed, when you hear a word for the very first time in your life, you will hear that word again within twenty-four hours? Do you ever wonder why you sometimes see a single shoe lying alongside the road?"
• (Doug Jones) "I've been watching you for some time, but there are great gaps in my knowledge. Do you know I once observed a man who masturbated until he bled? Did he want to do that? And you, when you're alone --"
• (Chase Williamson) "Okay. Okay. This thing I got pointed at you, do you know what it does?"
• (Doug Jones) "I -- believe I have an idea, yes."
• (Chase Williamson) "And are you familiar with the old human saying, "I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard"?"
• (Doug Jones) "I don't -- believe I -- do."
• (Chase Williamson) "Well, maybe you'll hear it again in the next twenty-four hours if you don't try to f*** with me."

• (Doug Jones) "Do the bees know they make the honey for you, or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?"

Paul Giamatti as Arnie Blondestone

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