Joey (TV series) Quotes

Joey is a TV show that was first aired in 2004 on NBC. Joey ended its run in 2006.

Joey lasted 2 seasons and 46 episodes. Joey is executive produced by Kevin S. Bright. Joey is created by Scott Silveri.

Joey is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Joey is 20ndash24 minutes long. Joey is produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television.

The cast includes: Andrea Anders as Alex, Ben Falcone as Howard, and Andrea Anders as Glen.

Joey Quotes

Andrea Anders as Alex

• (Andrea Anders) "Well, which is it? Because at 33, you're still happy being a sexy single woman. At 34, you've got a wedding dress in your trunk just in case."

• (Unnamed) "So, whoever you pick is the real winner?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "And I can rub it in Alex's face?"
• (Andrea Anders) "Yeah, but you won't get to 'cos it ain't gonna go down like that, biatch."

• (Andrea Anders) "I mean, would you look at all these suckers out celebrating this Hallmark holiday? My husband and I don't need this kind of thing. Though, a card would've been nice. Or a phone call. Or an e-mail, perhaps. But we spoke on Tuesday. He asked me to gather up his receipts. Tax time's coming."

• (Unnamed) "You have very beautiful hair."
• (Andrea Anders) "Oh, well thank you."
• (Unnamed) "If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call."

• (Unnamed) "How do you say "How y'doin?" in Spanish?"
• (Andrea Anders) "Yo tengo herpes."

• (Andrea Anders) "When my mother was my age, she had three kids. All I have is a husband who's away all the time. Last week, a squirrel snuck into our apartment and I thought it was Eric coming home to surprise me. I put on lingerie for a squirrel."

• (Andrea Anders) "Some kid dropped his army man in the hot tub."
• (Unnamed) "CAPTAIN DROPKICK."

• (Unnamed) "So, tell me a little bit about yourself."
• (Andrea Anders) "Well, I moved out here a few years ago and I started doing this, and I've been doing it ever since."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, where are y'a from?"
• (Andrea Anders) "Minnesota."
• (Unnamed) "Wow, your English is great."

Ben Falcone as Howard

• (Ben Falcone) "If I had functioning tear ducts I'd be crying right now."

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