Joe the King Quotes

Joe the King is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Joe the King completed its run in 1970.

It features Jennifer Dewis, Scott Macaulay, Lindsay Marx, Robin O'Hara as producer.

Joe the King is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Joe the King is 101 minutes long. Joe the King is distributed by Trimark Pictures.

The cast includes: Val Kilmer as Bob Henry, Richard Bright as Roy, Noah Fleiss as Joe, John Leguizamo as Jorge, and Noah Fleiss as Joe Henry.

Joe the King Quotes

Val Kilmer as Bob Henry

• (Val Kilmer) "Why don't you throw those shoes in the trash?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "Why don't you buy me a new pair?"

• (Val Kilmer) "When are you going to get rid of those shoes?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "I'll get around to it some day."

• (Val Kilmer) "How old are you anyway? 11? 12?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "I'm 14."
• (Val Kilmer) "Yeah, well, you're not gonna live to see 15."

• (Val Kilmer) "If I tell you to do something, you do it, right? If I tell you to march out on the street and jump up and down like G.I Joe, you do it, right?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "Yeah --"
• (Val Kilmer) "If I tell you to climb up on the roof and bark like a chicken, you do it, right?"

• (Val Kilmer) "Love you."

• (Val Kilmer) "There's good people, Joey, and then there's people like me. Don't end up on the wrong side of that equation."

Richard Bright as Roy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John Leguizamo as Jorge

• (John Leguizamo) "Didn't you have anything to eat earlier?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "Um -- I had some Ho-Ho's."
• (John Leguizamo) ""Ho-ho's"? Get a sandwich, man. (calling to the cook) Hey, Roy, you old f***."
• (Richard Bright) "What?"
• (John Leguizamo) "Make the kid of god**** sandwich. He's eatin' out of the sink for crisake."

Noah Fleiss as Joe Henry

• (Noah Fleiss) "The old guy. He went nuts -- Broke all our records."

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