Jennifer's Body Quotes

Jennifer's Body is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Jennifer's Body stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Daniel Dubiecki; Mason Novick; Jason Reitman as producer, Unbulleted list, Stephen Barton, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and M. David Mullen as head of cinematography.

Jennifer's Body is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jennifer's Body is 102 minutes long. Jennifer's Body is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Amanda Seyfried as Needy Lesnicky, Megan Fox as Jennifer Check, Johnny Simmons as Chip Dove, Kyle Gallner as Colin Gray, Valerie Tian as Chastity, Adam Brody as Nikolai Wolf, Juan Riedinger as Dirk, and Chris Pratt as Roman Duda.

Jennifer's Body Quotes

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check

• (Megan Fox) "Hey, Monistat."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "What's up, Vagisil?"

• (Megan Fox) "I am a god."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Okay."

• (Megan Fox) "I mean, they did go all "Benihana" on my ass with that knife, and it should've killed me, but for some reason -- it didn't."

• (Megan Fox) "I am scrumptious."

• (Megan Fox) "Hey, Chip. It smells like Thai food in here --"
• (Megan Fox) "Have you guys been f***ing?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Ugh, you're gross."

• (Megan Fox) "Got a tampon?"

• (Megan Fox) "You give me such a wetty."

• (Megan Fox) "I think the singer wants me."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Only because he thinks you're a virgin. I heard them talking."
• (Megan Fox) "Yeah, right. I'm not even a backdoor-virgin anymore, thanks to Roman. By the way, that hurts. I couldn't even go to flags the next day. I had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas."

• (Megan Fox) "Where-where are we going?"
• (Adam Brody) "You don't have to talk if you don't want to."

• (Megan Fox) "Boo. Cross out Needy."

• (Megan Fox) "I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about a girl who's, like, half sushi. She must've had sex with a blowhole or something."

• (Megan Fox) "I need you frightened."
• (Megan Fox) "I need you hopeless."

• (Megan Fox) "It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been f***ing?"

• (Megan Fox) "You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself"

• (Megan Fox) "Nice hardware, Ace."

• (Megan Fox) "These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and s*** gets real."

• (Megan Fox) "Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't even know how. So, you guys should find somebody. Who does. Know how."

• (Megan Fox) "Oh. A puncture wound. God, that's so emo --"

Adam Brody as Nikolai Wolf

• (Adam Brody) "We cone here tonight to sacrifice the body of --"
• (Adam Brody) "What's your name again, Tiffany?"
• (Megan Fox) "My name is Jennifer --"
• (Adam Brody) "Super."

• (Adam Brody) "Good evening, Devil's Lake."
• (Unnamed) "Devil's Kettle."
• (Adam Brody) "f***in' A, right it is."

• (Adam Brody) "Let's go to the van."
• (Megan Fox) "I wanna go to your really cool van. Needy, let's go see his van."

• (Adam Brody) "Listen, it's uh, really dangerous out here. Do you wanna head someplace safer, like my van?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "What?"
• (Adam Brody) "I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place, and right now, I feel like that's my van."

• (Adam Brody) "I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the s***ty areas, too."

Amanda Seyfried as Needy Lesnicky

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Why do you need him? Huh? You can have anybody that you want, Jennifer. So why Chip? Is it just to tick me off, or is it just because you're just really insecure?"
• (Megan Fox) "I am not insecure, Needy. God -- that's a joke. How could I ever be insecure? I was the Snowflake Queen."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Yeah -- two years ago when you were socially relevant."
• (Megan Fox) "I am still socially relevant."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "And when you didn't need laxatives to stay skinny."
• (Megan Fox) "I am going to eat your soul -- and s*** IT OUT, Lesnicky."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I thought you only murdered boys."
• (Megan Fox) "I go both ways."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Colin's really nice."
• (Megan Fox) "He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Jennifer's evil."
• (Johnny Simmons) "I know."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I don't even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person --"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "But sometimes change can be good. For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but if you're bitten by a demon, and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities --"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "You might get lucky for once in your miserable life."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Are you PMS'ing or something?"
• (Megan Fox) "PMS isn't real Needy, it was invented by the boy-run media to make us seem like we're crazy."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I will finish you if I have to."
• (Megan Fox) "Ok, you can barely finish gym class."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I'm kinda the s***."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "You're killing people?"
• (Megan Fox) "No. I'm killing boys."

• (Passing Motorist) "So, why are you headed east?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I'm following this rock band."
• (Passing Motorist) "Must be one hell of a group."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Tonight's gonna be their last show."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Everyday I get letters. I think I get more letters than Santa Clause, Zac Efrom and Dr. Phil combined --"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I'm kinda the s***."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Hey, that's the band."
• (Megan Fox) "Mmm. You can totally tell they're from the city."
• (Chris Pratt) "Yeah, 'cause they're wearing eyeliner. They look like a bunch of faygos."
• (Megan Fox) "Well, you wouldn't think that, Roman, because you're a small-time Gomer. I wish we had more guys like that in Devil's Kettle. All stylish and s***."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "And sometimes, you might just get lucky in your miserable life."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "What the f*** is happening."
• (Megan Fox) "Whoa, Needy. I never heard you drop the f-bomb before."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed."
• (Megan Fox) "And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I hate this f***ing song."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "Hell is a teenage girl."

• (Amanda Seyfried) "I'm gonna call the cops."
• (Megan Fox) "Uh, okay -- why don't you narc me out? I've got the cops in my back pocket, Needy. I'm f***ing a Cadet, remember?"

• (Nutritionist) "Just one Toastem, huh?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I like Toastems."
• (Nutritionist) "That's good. But I'm not sure a Toastem can provide you with sufficient energy for your day. I'd recommend more complex carbohydrates --"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I recommend that you shut the f*** up."

Juan Riedinger as Dirk

• (Juan Riedinger) "Dude, that is a hot murder weapon."
• (Adam Brody) "It's a Bowie knife."
• (Juan Riedinger) "Bowie. Nice."
• (Adam Brody) "All right. Here we go, it's gonna be gnarly."

Valerie Tian as Chastity

• (Valerie Tian) "It's true. It's on the Wikipedia."

Johnny Simmons as Chip Dove

• (Johnny Simmons) "Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "It's a rock show. This is my rock look."
• (Johnny Simmons) "Well, I can see, like, your womb, so --"

• (Johnny Simmons) "I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex."

• (Johnny Simmons) "And you look really hot in that dress."
• (Amanda Seyfried) "You're delirious."

• (Johnny Simmons) "Did you get the make and model?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "I don't know, Chip. An '89 rapist?"

• (Chip's Mom) "Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?"
• (Johnny Simmons) "Lasagna with teeth?"
• (Chip's Mom) "You heard."

• (Johnny Simmons) "Stop kidnapping my girlfriend."

• (Johnny Simmons) "Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death."

• (Johnny Simmons) "I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but --"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy."

• (Johnny Simmons) "She can fly?"
• (Amanda Seyfried) "She's just hovering -- It's not that impressive."
• (Megan Fox) "God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater."

• (Johnny Simmons) "Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you."

Kyle Gallner as Colin Gray

• (Kyle Gallner) "They're showing Rocky Horror at the Bijou next Friday night --"
• (Megan Fox) "-- I don't like boxing movies --"

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