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Jeffrey (1995 film) Quotes

Jeffrey (1995 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Jeffrey ended in 1970.

It features Mark Balsam as producer, Stephen Endelman in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey J. Tufano as head of cinematography.

Jeffrey (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jeffrey (1995 film) is 92 minutes long. Jeffrey (1995 film) is distributed by Orion Classics.

The cast includes: Steven Weber as Jeffrey, Patrick Stewart as Sterling, Kathy Najimy as Acolyte, Bryan Batt as Darius, Nathan Lane as Father Dan, Debra Monk and Peter Maloney as Mom, Ethan Phillips as Dave, Sigourney Weaver as Debra Moorhouse, and Olympia Dukakis as Mrs. Marcangelo.

Jeffrey (1995 film) Quotes

Debra Monk and Peter Maloney as Mom

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Sigourney Weaver as Debra Moorhouse

  • (Sigourney Weaver) "It all goes back to mother, doesn't it? Did you love your mother?"
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Yes."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Don't lie to me. I'll call her."

Patrick Stewart as Sterling

  • (Patrick Stewart) "Two cappuccinos. Thank you, darling. Big kiss. The earring; fun -- last year."
  • (Unnamed) "BI-SEXUAL."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Oh, me too --"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Can I do this, or will I look like some sort of gay superhero?"
  • (Unnamed) "So what happens after today's parade?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Angelique is going to remove her penis."
  • (Olympia Dukakis) "It's coming right off."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "You know, Darius once said you were the saddest person he knew."
  • (Steven Weber) "Why did he say that?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Because he was sick. He had a fatal disease. And he was a million times happier than you."

Steven Weber as Jeffrey

  • (Steven Weber) "But Darius is a dancer. He's in "Cats.""
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Exactly. I said you needed a boyfriend, not a person."
  • (Steven Weber) "I will find a substitute for sex. Sex Lite. Sex Helper. I Can't Believe It's Not Sex."
  • (Steven Weber) "She looked good."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Please, she's had work done."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is your biggest sexual fantasy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Den-ZEL Washington."
  • (Steven Weber) "The guy at the gym."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Yoko Ono."
  • (Patrick Stewart) "To see the apartment."

Bryan Batt as Darius

  • (Bryan Batt) "Yes, I am in CATS. Now and forever. The way I see it, I was too young for Chorus Line, and too "happy" for Les Mis. I never did get that show. It's about a guy, who steals a loaf of bread, and then suffers for the rest of his life. For toast. Get over it."
  • (Bryan Batt) "Just think of AIDS as the guest that won't leave, the one we all hate. But you have to remember: Hey. It's still our party."
  • (Bryan Batt) "Who's Martha Stewart?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her."
  • (Bryan Batt) "And, um, who's Ann Miller?"
  • (Patrick Stewart) "Leave this house."

Ethan Phillips as Dave

  • (Ethan Phillips) "Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive."

Kathy Najimy as Acolyte

  • (Kathy Najimy) "I can walk."
  • (Steven Weber) "You could always walk."
  • (Kathy Najimy) "Shut up."

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