Je Souhaite Quotes

Je Souhaite is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Je Souhaite stopped airing in 1970.

Je Souhaite Quotes

• (Mulder) "There was a woman here earlier, where is she?"
• (Leslie Stokes) "She's gone."
• (Mulder) "I'll tell you where I'm going with this. I think that woman is a jinniyah. Are you familiar with that term?"
• (Leslie Stokes) "No."
• (Mulder) "It's the feminine for jinni, as in a demon or spirit from Middle Eastern folklore."
• (Mulder) "Yeah, except Barbara Eden never killed anybody."

• (Jenn) "The only thing you people are cursed with is stupidity. All of you. Everybody. Mankind. Everyone I have ever come into contact with without fail. Always asking for the wrong thing."
• (Mulder) "You mean making the wrong wishes."
• (Jenn) "Yeah, it's always: "Give me money. Give me big boobs." "Give me a big hoo-hoo." "Make me cool like the Fonz." Or whoever's the big name now."
• (Mulder) "You been out of circulation a long time."
• (Jenn) "So what? In 500 years, people have not changed a bit."
• (Dana Scully) "500 years."
• (Jenn) "Granted, they smell better now generally speaking but human greed still reigns -- shallowness -- a propensity for self-destruction."
• (Dana Scully) "You're saying that you have been a firsthand witness to 500 years of human history."
• (Jenn) "I used to be human. I was born in 15th century France and then, one day, an old Moor came to my village peddling rugs and I unrolled one that an Ifrit had taken residence in."
• (Dana Scully) "An "Ifrit.""
• (Jenn) "A very -- powerful class of jinni. He offered me three wishes. For the first I asked for a stouthearted mule. For the second, a magic sack that was always full of turnips -- Did I mention this was 15th century France?"
• (Mulder) "What was your third wish?"
• (Jenn) "My third -- I pondered for a great while. I didn't want to waste it. So, finally, feeling very intelligent I spoke up and I said "Je souhaite un grand pouvoir et une longue vie." "I wish for great power and long life.""
• (Mulder) "And thus became a jinni yourself."
• (Jenn) "Gave me the mark of the jinn -- right there. It's forever. Sort of like a prison tattoo."

• (Mulder) "I can't believe you don't want butter on your popcorn. Uggh. It's un-American."
• (Dana Scully) ""Caddyshack", Mulder?"
• (Mulder) "It's a classic American movie."
• (Dana Scully) "That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie."
• (Mulder) "Okay, when you invite me over to your place we can watch Steel Magnolias."
• (Dana Scully) "So, um -- What's the occasion?"
• (Mulder) "I don't know. Just felt like the thing to do. Cheers."
• (Dana Scully) "Cheers."
• (Mulder) "I don't know if you noticed but, um, I never made the world a happier place."
• (Dana Scully) "Well, I'm fairly happy. That's something. So what was your final wish, anyway?"

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