Jaws: The Revenge Quotes

Jaws: The Revenge is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Jaws: The Revenge stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joseph Sargent as producer, Michael Small in charge of musical score, and John McPherson as head of cinematography.

Jaws: The Revenge is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jaws: The Revenge is 90 minutes long. Jaws: The Revenge is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Mario Van Peebles as Jake, Lance Guest as Michael Brody, Karen Young as Carla Brody, Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody, and Michael Caine as Hoagie Newcombe.

Jaws: The Revenge Quotes

Michael Caine as Hoagie Newcombe

• (Michael Caine) "If I go any faster this thing will turn into a flying Cuisinart and we'll all be diced into oblivion."

• (Michael Caine) "Oh, s***."

• (Michael Caine) "When I get back, remind to tell you about the time I took 100 nuns to Nairobi."

• (Michael Caine) "I have an irresistible urge to kiss you, Ellen Brody."
• (Lorraine Gary) "Why?"
• (Michael Caine) "Because -- it would not occur to you why."

Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody

• (Lorraine Gary) "I want you, to get out of the water."
• (Lance Guest) "What?"
• (Lorraine Gary) "I want you, to get out of that terrible job."
• (Lance Guest) "C'mon Mom, you can't be serious."
• (Lorraine Gary) "Damn. I'm serious."

Mario Van Peebles as Jake

• (Mario Van Peebles) "If mediocrity were fat, you'd all be whales."

• (Mario Van Peebles) "C'mon, you big overgrown goldfish, come to Jake."

Lance Guest as Michael Brody

• (Lance Guest) "How come it's my responsibility?"
• (Karen Young) "Because."
• (Lance Guest) "Oh. OK, now I understand; all you had to do was explain it. I take out the garbage -- because."

• (Lance Guest) "Dad died of a heart attack."
• (Lorraine Gary) "No. He died from fear. The fear of it killed him."

• (Lance Guest) "JESUS CHRIST."

• (Lance Guest) "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy."

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