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Jason X Quotes

Jason X is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Jason X completed its run in 1970.

It features Noel Cunningham, Sean S. Cunningham, and James Isaac as producer, Harry Manfredini in charge of musical score, and Derick V. Underschultz as head of cinematography.

Jason X is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Jason X is 92 minutes long. Jason X is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Lisa Ryder as Kay-Em 14, Lexa Doig as Rowan, Peter Mensah as Brodski, Melyssa Ade as Janessa, Chuck Campbell as Tsunaron, Robert A. Silverman as Dieter Perez, Melody Johnson as Kinsa, Derwin Jordan as Waylander, Amanda Brugel as Geko, Phillip Williams as Crutch, Boyd Banks as Fat Lou, Dov Tiefenbach as Azrael, Todd Farmer as Dallas, David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer, and Kristi Angus as Adrienne.

Jason X Quotes

Peter Mensah as Brodski

  • (Peter Mensah) "How long has she been dead?"
  • (Lisa Ryder) "4.55 Centuries."
  • (Peter Mensah) "That's one hell of a wake-up call."
  • (Peter Mensah) "What's going on?"
  • (Lexa Doig) "Jason-f***ing-Voorhees, that's what's going on."
  • (Peter Mensah) "It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog."
  • (Peter Mensah) "Yeah, that oughta do it."
  • (Unnamed) "What do we do with this guy?"
  • (Peter Mensah) "I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried."

Robert A. Silverman as Dieter Perez

  • (Robert A. Silverman) "You are one son of a bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "Soon to be a rich son of a bitch."
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do you know about him?"
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune."
  • (Unnamed) "We've got him frozen here on the ship."
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "You worked list of ownership?"
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "No list. He's my find. He's mine."
  • (Unnamed) "What about your students?"
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "They're students. The educational experience will be enough."
  • (Robert A. Silverman) "A box of DVDs is not a gold mine."

Lexa Doig as Rowan

  • (Lexa Doig) "How do we get off this ship?"
  • (Derwin Jordan) "I don't know."
  • (Lexa Doig) "Could you beam us off or something?"
  • (Derwin Jordan) ""Beam us off"?"
  • (Lexa Doig) "Oh, my God. She looks so real."
  • (Lisa Ryder) "I AM real."

Melyssa Ade as Janessa

  • (Melyssa Ade) "Just -- don't wreck my pants."
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Why don't you just admit it? You want me."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine."
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Oh, this sucks on so many levels."
  • (Unnamed) "Can someone tell me what's on his face?"
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Ahh -- some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?"
  • (Chuck Campbell) "It's a hockey mask."

David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Chuck Campbell as Tsunaron

  • (Chuck Campbell) "Are you ready?"
  • (Lisa Ryder) "I was built ready, baby."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "Hey Slappy."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "Got a little something for you."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "How does he function with a brain that small?"
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Way manages."
  • (Derwin Jordan) "That's very funny."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?"
  • (Lisa Ryder) "Statistical probability of survival just went up to fifty-three per cent."
  • (Chuck Campbell) "You want to go for a hundred?"

Lisa Ryder as Kay-Em 14

  • (Lisa Ryder) "I'd clap if I could."
  • (Lisa Ryder) "Giddy-up."
  • (Lisa Ryder) "Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now."
  • (Lisa Ryder) "Vital signs are normal and strong."
  • (Unnamed) "No s***."
  • (Lisa Ryder) "55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "Fine? I'm missing my arm."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "You're so pretty."

Amanda Brugel as Geko

  • (Amanda Brugel) "Let's smoke this f***er."

Melody Johnson as Kinsa

  • (Melody Johnson) "He's here."
  • (Lexa Doig) "Quiet."
  • (Melody Johnson) "But if he's here he'll kill us."
  • (Lexa Doig) "Be quiet. One more sound and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?"
  • (Melyssa Ade) "She's good with people."

Derwin Jordan as Waylander

  • (Derwin Jordan) "Now what?"
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Now basically we -- we die."

Kristi Angus as Adrienne

  • (Kristi Angus) "Ah poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing."

Dov Tiefenbach as Azrael

  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "What the hell?"
  • (Todd Farmer) "I thought this was an alien sim."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "Yeah, it is. Pause play."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "I said, "pause play.""
  • (Todd Farmer) "He's not pausing."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "Yeah, I know that."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "I think we need to re-boot."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "That does not count as a kill."
  • (Todd Farmer) "Yes, it does."
  • (Todd Farmer) "Okay, screw this. Game over."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "Aw, s***. I forgot my arm."
  • (Melyssa Ade) "Yeah, here you go, dumbass."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "Hi, hand."

Phillip Williams as Crutch

  • (Phillip Williams) "Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk."
  • (Phillip Williams) "Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs."

Boyd Banks as Fat Lou

  • (Boyd Banks) "Kids and their god**** field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this s***."

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