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It's Not Me, I Swear! Quotes

It's Not Me, I Swear! is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . It's Not Me, I Swear! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Luc Déry; Kim McCraw as producer, Patrick Watson (musician) in charge of musical score, and André Turpin as head of cinematography.

It's Not Me, I Swear! is recorded in French and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of It's Not Me, I Swear! is 105 minutes long. It's Not Me, I Swear! is distributed by Christal Films.

It's Not Me, I Swear! Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "The Bible says: "In the beginning was the Word." I dunno, but for me, in the beginning there was nothing. I was sleeping 20,000 leagues under the sea. That was before the Word. One day, God ruined everything. The seawater drained out and life appeared at the end of the tunnel. The doctor said everything's fine, that I was a normal boy. ME, Leon Dore, a normal boy? Some doctors should be suicided by a firing squad."
  • (Unnamed) "Dad's what they call a celebrity, a national hero. A human rights activist. He never lies. He's a lawyer."
  • (Unnamed) "I know Mom's not coming back. Not right away, anyway. But I decided I'd wait for her a bit. A bit all my life."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm used to dying from time to time. Like that time I slept in the pool. Under the water, it's quiet, like before I was born. Mom disagreed.She saved me, then killed the pool with a knife."

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