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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 4) Quotes

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a TV show that was first aired in 2008 on FX (TV channel). It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia completed its run in 2008.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia aired for 13 episodes.

The cast includes: Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly, Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds, Rob McElhenney as Mac, Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds, Fran Kranz as College Student, and Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes

Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly

  • (Charlie Day) "So what, you want a maid?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "That's right, a maid. A maid I can bang."
  • (Charlie Day) "You did your best, no hard feelings. I'm going to grab some of this literature on my way out too."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "She didn't do that great of a job."
  • (Charlie Day) "I mean, don't beat her while she's down, man."
  • (Charlie Day) "What are you gonna do, hit him? No, that's a terrible idea, I'll tell you why: it doesn't unbang your mom."
  • (Charlie Day) "Mac, can an asshole rip in half?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Like tissue paper."
  • (Charlie Day) "Ohhhh shit. Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?"
  • (Charlie Day) "When was the last time we played Night Crawlers together, Frank?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Uhh. What's-what's that?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Well, it's -- not about you. Why don't you just write it down?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Uh, later dudes. S you in your A's. Don't wear a C and J all over your B's."
  • (Charlie Day) "So, we got ourselves a little Mexican girl here and I'm thinking, well, what does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Mmm, tacos."
  • (Charlie Day) "Tacos, buddy. So, why not make for her a taco bed? You know what I mean?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Okay."
  • (Charlie Day) "She gets to, like, be in a taco every day. So, okay, I got yellow sheets. That's cheese. Green, guacamole. A red little pillow for salsa. And I got these cute little brown pjs so that she gets to feel like ground meat while she's sleeping."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Ah, she's the ground meat in the middle."
  • (Charlie Day) "She's the ground meat in the middle."
  • (Charlie Day) "Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talkin' my language. I know that game."
  • (Charlie Day) "But I am who I am."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Yeah, but let's pretend you aren't who you are and just try to attract a woman."

Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds

  • (Gladys) "What's happening?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "What's happening, Gladys, is we're at the fair and you're gonna act like my grandma, okay?"
  • (Gladys) "My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I-I don't give a shit."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Whoa, what's with the spray paint, man?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Uhh, what's with your outfit, man?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how 'bout your favorite food? What would that be?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Oh, milk steak."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Hm, what?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Milk steak."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I'm not putting milk steak."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Just put steak. Just put regular steak."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I'm gonna put steak."
  • (Charlie Day) "Don't put steak, put milk steak. She'll know what it is."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "No, she won't know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, all right. What's your favorite hobby?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Uh, magnets."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Okay, wha- like making magnets, collecting magnets?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Playing with magnets?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Just magnets."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I'm gonna put snowboarding. We'll put snowboarding. All right, what are some of your likes?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Uh, ghouls."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?"
  • (Charlie Day) "You know, funny little green ghouls."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "What, like in movies? In cartoons?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Little green ghouls, buddy."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Don't write ghouls."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I'm not, I'm putting travel. Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?"
  • (Charlie Day) "People's knees."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Oh, come on. Dude, come on. We'll make the whole thing up, let's get outta here. We're not even gonna use you."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Bro, you've gotta be kidding. You know what? We'll just make it all up."
  • (Charlie Day) "Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere --"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "How much cheese have you eaten today?"
  • (Charlie Day) "How much cheese is too much cheese?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese."
  • (Charlie Day) "I had a lot of cheese, I had a block of cheese."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "You had a block of cheese?"
  • (Charlie Day) "I got really, really nervous I just started eating cheese."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Does that calm you down?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Charlie can't read."
  • (Danny DeVito) "He'll adapt."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "He'll adapt to reading?"

Rob McElhenney as Mac

  • (Rob McElhenney) "I have an idea."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Where did you come from?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Frank, I've been walking next to you this entire time."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Absolutely."
  • (Charlie Day) "Absolutely."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Absolutely."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Jesus Christ, Frank. Are you cutting your toenails with a steak knife?"
  • (Charlie Day) "I suppose you have a problem with that, too?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Ah. Oh. Oh. Botched toe. I botched that one. Oh, that's a botch job. That's bleeding. I need some trash to plug up the cut."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "What's up, bitches?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "He always puts some like awesome twist at the end of his movies to trick the audience."
  • (Charlie Day) "Aw yeah, yeah, like in The Sixth Sense you find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "What do we need a mattress for?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "What do you mean what do we need a mattress for? Why in the hell do you think we just spent all that money on a boat? The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Oh, uh -- okay. You had me going there for the first part. The second half kinda threw me."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Well, dude, dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? Nothin' but open ocean. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say no?""
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Okay. That -- that seems really dark."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Nah, no, it's not dark. You're misunderstanding me, bro."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "I'm-I think I am."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Yeah, you are, because if the girl said no then the answer obviously is no --"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "No. Right."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "But the thing is she's not gonna say no; she would never say no because of the implication."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "-- Now, you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with me. Now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinkin' that they will."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "But it sounds like she doesn't wanna have sex with you --"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Why aren't you understanding this? She-she doesn't know if she wants to have sex with me. That's not the issue --"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Are you gonna hurt women?"
  • (Glenn Howerton) "I'm not gonna hurt these women. Why would I ever hurt these women? I feel like you're not getting this at all."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "I'm not getting it."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Goddamn."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Well, don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "So they are in danger."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "No one's in any danger."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "God, you're disgusting. A disgusting animal."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Boom."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Boom."
  • (Kaitlin Olson) "Boom."
  • (Rob McElhenney) "I think you should bang Gail the Snail."
  • (Danny DeVito) "My neice?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Yeah."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Gail the Snail?"
  • (Rob McElhenney) "Dude, what's more depraved than that, huh? She's not blood related so it's not that weird."

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds

  • (Danny DeVito) "I'm the Trash Man. I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring. And then I start eatin' garbage. And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head."
  • (Mort) "Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Okay --"
  • (Charlie Day) "Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?"
  • (Kaitlin Olson) "I have a --"
  • (Charlie Day) "Who's that?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "He's the mortician. I invited him."

Fran Kranz as College Student

  • (Fran Kranz) "Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "All right, well, now we're gettin' somewhere. Which one of you idiots was eating a goddamn newspaper?"
  • (Charlie Day) "It's gonna go both ways, dude. Sorry."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Really?"
  • (Charlie Day) "Yeah. What else? What else?"
  • (Fran Kranz) "This appears to be a piece of a credit card."
  • (Danny DeVito) "Inconclusive."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "How is that not specific to one of you?"
  • (Charlie Day) "I wish it was, man, but that's inconclusive."
  • (Fran Kranz) "Oh, boy, there's a good deal of blood in this stool. Whoever's it is should see a doctor."
  • (Charlie Day) "Well, don't give us judgements; just tell us what's in there. What's in there, what else?"
  • (Fran Kranz) "Is this wolf hair?"
  • (Danny DeVito) "Also inconclusive."
  • (Glenn Howerton) "Jesus Christ."

Kaitlin Olson as Dee Reynolds

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